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kirk

I'm in a parking lot!

About Me

I'm a Chevrolet Corvette!


You're a classic - powerful, athletic, and competitive. You're all about winning the race and getting the job done. While you have a practical everyday side, you get wild when anyone pushes your pedal. You hate to lose, but you hardly ever do.
Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.
How the fuck did this happen? But an Internet Javascript quiz can't be wrong.

My Interests

Cars, screenwriting, journalism, social justice, Talking Rain soda water with fruit oil essences, running stairs, weight training, being a spaz, chess, oatmeal, graduating, why heat refracts light, and general awesomeness.

I'd like to meet:

My Hetero-Man-Crush

My Hetero-Hetero-Crush

Music:


Bad. Ass.

Movies:


Le Mans, Transformers: The Movie, Out of Sight, Braveheart, Heat, Touch of Evil, Dr. Strangelove, Zoolander, Run Lola Run, Lost in Translation, Star Wars (All of them, yes even I,II, & III), Pirates of the Carribean, Love's Labour's Lost, Ran, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, Psycho, Office Space, South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut, Stagecoach, One Hour Photo, Matrix Trilogy, Blade (only the first one), Hook, On the Waterfront, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Asphalt Jungle, Shrek, Shrek II, Titanic, Harry Potter (All of them), Batman, Batman Forever, Batman Begins, Some Like it Hot, Lawrence of Arabia, Top Gun, Chinatown, Bourne Identity, Castaway, Forest Gump, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill I & II, Sunrise, North by Northwest, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Casablanca, Mission Impossible, Rebecca, Notorious, Bicycle Thieves, Joy Ride, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, That Thing You Do, Amadeus, The Mummy, The Mummy Returns, Hamlet (2000), The Life Aquatic, I Heart Huckabees, Ocean's Eleven, Colateral, Moulin Rouge, Citizen Kane, The Fifth Elemenet, Drift :)

Television:

Is mostly lame. Except for Nip/Tuck and Kim Possible...

Books:

Currently Reading: "Politics: Who Gets What, When, and How" , "Making a Good Script Great" , "Global Electioneering" , "Your Myspace Page"

Heroes:

See: "Movies" "Music"

My Blog

Focus or Fold?

We're taught from an early age that we have to get good grades in school because we need to get into a good college. And if our grades are almost perfect and we apply ourselves at sports or after scho...
Posted by kirk on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 12:46:00 PST

Fuck...

A Lotus Elise or an RX-7 twin turbo. J or L. I need to get the fuck out of this country. Italy, Ireland... Whatever.
Posted by kirk on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 01:09:00 PST

A comment on the Human Condition

Maybe he's right. Maybe there is something the matter with me. I just don't see how a world that makes such wonderful things could be bad. Look at this stuff isn't it neat? Wouldn't you think my colle...
Posted by kirk on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 01:58:00 PST

How to Pick Out Cool T-Shirts at Thrift Stores (Warning: Way More Offensive Than Necessary)

So here it is. I'm going to lay in front of y'all my secrets to finding cool T-shirts at Goodwill or other local thirfty-goodness-stores. I could have written a book on this subject and sold it, at G...
Posted by kirk on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 03:40:00 PST

The best song ever (according to me) and why.

Tegan Versus Sara Versus Mylo "Walking with a Ghost in Paris"It's amazing. Sensual yet hard-edged. It makes me want to get up and just run around the house really fast back and forth. I dunno what it ...
Posted by kirk on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 03:48:00 PST

Humility

I need to work on being more humble. Just a thought. It's one thing to have a high opinion of yourself, it's another to plaster the world with it.
Posted by kirk on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 02:00:00 PST

Noises a car should decidedly not be making

This should have been a good weekend for me. I'm been frustrated by a number of things recently. To paint a picture for you: Last week was midterms. I have three separate gashes on my right hand, all ...
Posted by kirk on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 07:55:00 PST