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About Me

"A good sense of humor, properly derived, is better than any religion yet conceived."***************************If you enjoy the mellow, melodic tunes of Arlen Ginsburg, for godsake!...tell him. He's down there in the "top 8" jerks section.

My Interests

Getting drunk and falling off of my high horse...as I recently discovered I'm the "key" to "whiskey."

I'd like to meet:

I think Noam Chomsky and Kurt Vonnegut.

Music:

Stuff and Junk...but not you're parents' stuff- and most certainly not your junk.

Movies:

I never finish watching movies I like for fear that they may disappoint me in the end.

Television:

Stuff and Junk...I mean mostly stuff...but some junk, too.

Books:

I stopped reading a short while ago...which makes me an illiterate ignoramus AND a jerk...sorry, Ma.

Heroes:

My Mommy...does that make me lame...or UBER cool?

My Blog

A Lovely Lantern

Your womb is full of incandescent gas; I strike my match down your back And set fire to your jovial belly. I watch the ripples of laughter linger, Then melt out of you from within. I bask in your pre...
Posted by Captain Slap (Your) Pantz on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 03:21:00 PST

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These were mistakes we had made They were loyalties and promises And looks that beckoned acquiescence Second glances that were complicit lies Slight head nods, winks, smirks and Solemn stares from acr...
Posted by Captain Slap (Your) Pantz on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 02:54:00 PST

I have a good question everyone should ask at LEAST once a day...

What the hell do they know?
Posted by Captain Slap (Your) Pantz on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 02:04:00 PST