Malvin is a Jerkface |
10. I seem shy and retiring, but im actually very talkative. and bitchy. 9. Almost every stage of my life has commenced with some disaster: - born: heart problems- middle school: more heart problems- ...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:04:00 GMT |
Sedona (Picture Post) |
dont mind the crack in the window... we saw what appeared to be a house on fire - exciting! i wish they really were blocking the road so we could just zoom through them. i especially like how cloud...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 20:31:00 GMT |
Supermarket Scams Scovered (Poconos-bound) |
(I was trying to go with the whole alliteration thing. Didnt quite work...)The following was overheard at the cash register at Basha's Supermarket:Cashier: That will be $5, sir.Customer: Wow, that's a...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 06:19:00 GMT |
Junk Food Sunday (Cravings) |
While watching Teen Wolf Too - dont ask.Me: I feel like a BigMac.Brother: *bites my arm* But you don't taste like one! Ha ha ha.Me: But i feel like one.Brother: .... oh.. you meant it literally?Me: ye...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 01:58:00 GMT |
My Favorite Pastime (Voiceovers) |
My junior year of college, i spent a substantial amount of time in the engineering computer lab, wasting away hours of free time listening to music and surfing the internet, occasionally writing the o...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 05:41:00 GMT |
Olympic Fever, Chicken Georges Family Reunion, and Other Observations |
It's been an eventful week.... week? weekend? weekend. It's been an eventful weekend! There was the olympic opening ceremony, i washed my hair and attempted the "curly" look, i went driving, watched s...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 00:04:00 GMT |
Perspective (Bad Day?) |
WARNING: WHINY. Thank you, homeless man. for putting things in perspective. But is it, though? is it truly perspective? These days i feel like a total failure. I have no job, no job offers, not even j...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 03:34:00 GMT |
So I’ve Finally Snapped... |
The stress of being unemployed, homeless and completely dependant on my parents, PLUS the move to China (where im homeless, unemployed and completely dependant on my parents) has finally gotten to me ...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 04:11:00 GMT |
Thank You Gabriel Garcia Marquez |
... For helping me to choose the name of my first-born child. He shall be dubbed: Buendia....at least, that was what he was INITIALLY to be dubbed. I thought, what a perfect name! Buendia. Good God. S...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:13:00 GMT |
Only in China |
Seriously, this is so ridiculous im just going to copy and paste - it doesnt even NEED commentary.As you know (or may not know), im moving to Shanghai next month, and ive been looking for an apartment...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 10:03:00 GMT |
