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I'm BALLIN so hard, I got dem haterz BAWLIN!

About Me

I'm irresistible to women, deadly to my enemies, a bit of all right, a legend in my own time, and I SHAG LIKE A MINX! (Austin Powers) Naw, just kidding. I'm just an all around nice guy. The ultimate friend. If you are feeling at your worst at the moment, I can make you laugh until you forget about your problems. Can get along with anyone. I always stay triple C: cool, calm, and collected. I'm multi-talented. I'm a bit of a funny person. I love to laugh and when I see another person laugh, it makes me laugh. I put in 100% with whatever I'm doing. And the last thing but not least. I am a card carrying member of the FAB4 and FABDACIOUS 9!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kaheem
Birthday: January 9
Birthplace: New York
Current Location: Jamaica Queens
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Black
The Shoes You Wore Today: Air Force Ones
Your Weakness: My Kindness
Your Fears: Failure
Your Perfect Pizza: Margarita's on Jamaica Ave
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get out of the house and go to college
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: you got it, lmfao, fab4
Thoughts First Waking Up: 10 more minutes
Your Best Physical Feature: My lips, I guess
Your Bedtime: Whenever I get sleepy
Your Most Missed Memory: The Senior Trip so Far
Pepsi or Coke: How bout Sprite?
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonald's (BK aint got nothin on those fries)
Single or Group Dates: Doesn't matter
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: How about Pathmark Iced Tea? lmao
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither, makes me sleepy
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: shit, yall ask a lot of questions!
Do you Sing: I definitely try to
Do you Shower Daily: Yeah. That's when I'm tryin to sing
Have you Been in Love: Not Really
Do you want to go to College: Yes, this year in September
Do you want to get Married: Someday but the wife is not moving in with me.
Do you belive in yourself: Absolutely
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only on Roller Coasters
Do you think you are Attractive: I will be after these braces are done
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: During Horror Movies
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Unfortunately...Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:&..39;
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No. Which reminds me i need to get some
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Nope
Ever been called a Tease: Nope
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: Yeah but minor things..like post its that were busted open on the floor. lmao. what a big crime!
How do you want to Die: in my sleep when i'm 100 years old or close to it but I don't want to be a bed-ridden 100
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Professional Athlete, Computer Engineer, Video Game Designer, Actor, Comedian, I want to do it all
What country would you most like to Visit: Brazil...I've heard about the women
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't Matter
Favourite Hair Color: Doesn't Matter as long as it's done
Short or Long Hair: Doesn't Matter as long as it's done
Height: My Height or shorter...unless you're Tyra Banks. lmao
Weight: Depends on if she looks good with it
Best Clothing Style: Not slutty but not too conservative either. Basically, like Beyonce or Halle Berry
Number of Drugs I have taken: None if we're not counting Children's Motrin. Lmfao
Number of CDs I own: a whole heap of them. Lmfao
Number of Piercings: none yet
Number of Tattoos: none yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A few but all involve my kindness, letting certain people slip away, and not succeeding
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My Interests

sports, video games, computers, women, music, comedic movies, horror movies, chillin with my friends and school.

I'd like to meet:

Eminem, Jadakiss, 50 Cent, Nas, Cassidy, Ludacris, Twista, Tyra Banks, Halle Berry, Melyssa Ford, the AND 1 mixtape players, Michael Jordan, R. Kelly (everything he makes is an instant hit), Beyonce, Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, Will Ferell, Vince Vaugn, Ben Stiller, Denzel Washington, The Wayans Family, the Cast of Seinfeld, Bernie Mac, Martin Lawrence, and Eddie Murphy. I think that's it. Oh and last but not least, AJ and Free from the REAL 106 and Park!

Music:

Eminem, Jadakiss, Cassidy, Nas, Twista, Ying Yang Twins, Dem Franchise Boys, D-12, R. Kelly, Usher, Michael Jackson, Mike Jones (Who?), G-Unit, The Game ( i know. g-unit then game), D-Block, Beanie Siegel, Kanye West, Papoose, Remy Martin, T.I., Ludacris, Canibus, Joe Budden, Ne-Yo, Mario, Jae Millz, Maino, Fabolous and Big L! I could rock with all these. Some of the rappers are for lyrics, and others are just for club songs!

Movies:

Wedding Crashers, 8 Mile, Get Rich or Die Tryin, Major Payne, Nutty Professor 1 and 2, White Chicks, Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinkin your Juice in the Hood, I'm Gonna Git You Sucka, The Waterboy, Fast and the Furious 1 and 2, Saw 1 and 2, all of the Beverly Hills Cops, Hear no Evil, See no Evil, Starsky and Hutch, The Matrix, Training Day, Life, Celtic Pride, Baby Boy, Paycheck, All of the Austin Powers, Kings of Comedy and Blue Streak.

Television:

Real World, Flava of Love, Celbrity Fit Club, Real World vs. Road Rules battles, 106 and Park, Rap City, BET Style, My Wife and Kids, Bernie Mac Show, Seinfeld, King of Queens and American Idol

Books:

1984, Oedipus Rex, A Tale of Two Cities, To Kill A Mockingbird, Lord of the Flies and Thirsty

Heroes:

Michael Jackson (seriously), The Wayans Bros., Vince Carter, Eminem, Twista, Diddy, Michael Jordan and My parents

My Blog

RIP Uncle Sam

I just found out today that my Uncle Sam has died.  He was my father's brother.  I just found out that he was in the hospital yesterday for pneumonia or something.  I just never thought...
Posted by I'm Ballin while yall Bawlin on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 01:07:00 PST

NBA ALL STAR WEEKEND

Yo, The dunkin contest was K-razy this year.  lol.  That AI 2 dunk from behind the backboard was ridiculous.  I was screaming for about five minutes after that.  That was the best ...
Posted by I'm Ballin while yall Bawlin on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 08:47:00 PST