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I like to have fun as much as possible. I love music like pedophiles love children. I think Tool is the greatest band in the world. I like long walks on the beach, and I like to ramble out a bunch of things that have nothing to do with each other. I love a good joke no matter how inappropriate it may be. Turn-offs include mean people, things in my eye, and Chinese men with long blond hair named Rusty. I believe that if God did not want me to play with myself he would not have put my hands in a place where I could reach the play area. I like beer, porno and books about war. I never had sex with a ten but one night I had sex with five two's. And I hate talking about me.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Alive: Maynard & Adam from tool, George Carlen, Kevin Smith, Jason Lee, John Maxwell, Jimmy Page, & Eric Clapton. Dead: Jimmi Hendrix, Jim Morison, Ben Franklin, Johnny Carson, Frank, Dean, & Sammy (Rat Pack), Elvis, & Jesus (Just to find out if he was crazy or if he really was the son of God.

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