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No tengo ningĂșn dinero and lost in translation

So I translated this story into spanish via bablefish. This is the original story word for word:Last night I was driving home through the ghetto of north Minneapolis when I saw a homeless man. He wa...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 22:47:00 GMT

The jokes on you!!

ha!
Posted by on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 21:49:00 GMT

3am paranoia

Lucky lucky me.  I just woke up from a nightmare, and I can't sleep.  Other people tell me of their nightmare's and I wish I had those kinds of nightmares.  Mine are different, much too...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 01:42:00 GMT

Mixup at the grocery store

So I was at the grocery store the other day buying some chicken. I was checking out when I noticed that the woman in front of me was buying what seemed to be mutant size chicken breasts. I kept on s...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 17:36:00 GMT

Bach

What a genius. Of course he doesn't beat beethoven in my book... but still what a genius.
Posted by on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 21:45:00 GMT

Chocolate Cake, Venison Stew, Elvis and NES

Tonight, I made Venison stew, along with a chocolate cake, while listening to Elvis. Does anyone object? Thought not...old sport.
Posted by on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 21:40:00 GMT

In Belgium

Hey everyone.  I am in Belgium.  Just got into Brussels yesterday after a day and a half of flights and train rides.  Brussels is beautiful, so many historical buildings.  All the ...
Posted by on Sun, 14 May 2006 01:41:00 GMT

GET YOUR WAR ON!!!

currently the war entitled:  "Bryan vs The Spiders" is raging.  The weekend was a slow one, with only minor attacks in the basement.  However, as of sunday evening the war continued to ...
Posted by on Mon, 08 May 2006 17:14:00 GMT

kill count...

I just found out those little yellowish brown spiders running all over my house are called "yellow-sac spiders"  These little devils contain the same variety of poison as brown recluse spiders wh...
Posted by on Wed, 03 May 2006 20:17:00 GMT

a writer's blog about writer's block.

I've been working on this book lately, and I have developed a severe case of writers block.  It all started after I wrote the first word of the novel, then I couldn't think of anything else to pu...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 20:56:00 GMT