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Bree.

deathbyshocktart

About Me

I'm a chain smoking, beer guzzling retail sales wench.
I thoroughly enjoy cocaine, hookers, G-strings, and smut.
I curse, I yell, I spit, I lie.
I'm awesome.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jesus Christ.

My Blog

I attract freaks.

I'm going to shank the next idiot who tries to talk to me on the street, and I'm going to viciously beat the next jackass who asks me for a cigarette.I don't think I could make myself look any less ap...
Posted by Bree. on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:15:00 PST

Cereal mascots suck

  "You know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots  I mean that is just some FUCKED UP SHIT  the Trix rabbit, for example  I dunno man... if I were him I'd be fucking K...
Posted by Bree. on Fri, 05 May 2006 07:29:00 PST