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Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right.

Kurt Vonnegut, November 11th 1922 - April 11th 2007. You will be missed.

About Me

"Some insist that the suicide is both a coward and a cheat, but I think the suicide is rather courageous. To look at one's life and decide that it's not worth living, then to go through with the horrible act. Millions of people live lives that aren't worth living. Many fewer people end their worthless lives. To look down the barrel of the gun or over the lip of the pill bottle and say, "That is what I want, that is the world that needs me, better than breath, better than banging my bones through the remainder of these sorry days" - there is the courageous man and woman, the suicide."
--Anthony Swofford
"I find your lack of faith disturbing."
--Darth Vader
"True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness."
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"I Lived The Life Of Love, & I Loved The Life I lived"
--Bradley Nowell
"Must we always teach our children with books? Let them look at the mountains and the stars up above. Let them look at the beauty of the waters and the trees and flowers on earth. They will then begin to think, and to think is the beginning of a real education."
--David Polis
"The hero is commonly the simplest and obscurest of men"
--Henry David Thoreau
"When the people fear the government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty."
--Thomas Jefferson
"Those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind."
--Theodor Seuss Geisel
"You are all fucking retarded."
--Me
You're An Alcoholic
Time to go back to step one. What Kind of Drunk Are You?
I'm Drew. I grow weary of life among you people. My Faith lies in my friends and in myself. I pray for the end of the World. I wish you would all stop fearing your mortality and rejoice that you have been given a life at all. Actually, I hope you all live one thousand years, in the hopes that one day you will gain enough wisdom to see how unwise you have been.
I invite you to add me on MSN Messenger Service, if applicable:
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Ain't nothing free in this world except for Jesus.
Take the quiz:
Who would you be in the War of Armageddon?

The Antichrist
You'd be most fit for the role of The Antichrist in the War of Armageddon. You are the most vile of all human beings ever created. You possess supernatural powers not of this world, granted to you by satan himself. You are perhaps the most intelligent human, with a wit like a fox and the ability to manipulate yourself into or out of any situation. You will conquer the entire earth using manipulation and an iron fist. Mankind is merely a pawn to you, something to use and to abuse. You will lead the dark armies through hell's gates and onto earth to fight the last battle between good and evil.
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One more thing I should probably mention: if anything here offends you, make use of the little 'x' in the corner of your screen. I'd rather not deal with your bitching.

My Interests

My primary interest is music. I love going to concerts. I've seen more bands than I care to count. I love to drink whiskey. I love to play guitar and help people with math. I enjoy making people feel better about themselves. I give credit to Jack Daniel for getting me through several problems in my life.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your friend, Drew. And he's always gonna be there for you.

I'd like to meet:

Jacek Yerka , Salvador Dali , Omar Rodrigues-Lopez, Ben Weinman and Greg Puciato, Serj Tankian, Keith Buckley, Alex Varkatzas, Jamey Jasta, anyone that lives their life with passion and knows friendship is the only true strength.

Music:

I listen to everything. Here's a few: Dillinger Escape Plan, Atreyu, From Autumn To Ashes, Circa Survive, Coheed And Cambria, Flogging Molly, HORSE The Band, Led Zeppelin, Norma Jean, The Mars Volta, Thrice, My Chemical Romance, Portugal. The Man, Queen, UnderOath, Fall Out Boy, The Blood Brothers, Lamb Of God, Miles Davis, PsyOpus, SLAYER, KT Tunstall, Killswitch Engage, System Of A Down, Mahavishnu Orchestra, Metallica, Every Time I Die, Avenged Sevenfold, Chiodos, John Mayer, Bleeding Through, AFI, Johnny Cash, Unearth, The Devil Wears Prada, Al Di Meola, and it goes on and on.

lyrics - chloroform perfume
Oh yeah, don't forget to SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL SCENE!

Movies:

With Honors, V For Vendetta, Crossroads, Jarhead, Taxi Driver, The Boondock Saints, Scarface, The Godfather, Cool Runnings, Devil's Rejects, Sin City, Scent of a Woman, Devil's Advocate, Fifth Element, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Jackie Brown, Reservoir Dogs, Hamburger Hill, Lord of the Rings, Mother Effin Star Wars.

Television:

Sports because I'm a hypocritical bitch, adult swim, movie channels, Daily Show and Colbert Report. Other than that, fuck TV.

Books:

Anything that makes me think about my life or takes me out of it.

Heroes:

People that understand the ideas of Freedom Of Speech and Freedom Of Religion. People that are truly open-minded. Alex DeLarge. Jasper Newton Daniel. Jeremy Fucking Shockey.

My Blog

Wake me up.

  I missed school today.  I feel rather shitty about it.  Why can't I just fucking wake up and experience the day?  What makes me loathe the idea of entering the world?  Alrea...
Posted by Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right. on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 06:01:00 PST

I find it interesting...

...that I so often try to teach the people around me lessons that I have not learned myself.  I want people to treat each other with respect, when I rarely show respect myself.  I ...
Posted by Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right. on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 09:23:00 PST

I have become a child of hate.

I fear this to be true.  My senses have become dulled and ultimately useless.  My vision is clouded by anger; my hearing is deafened by the sound of my own dreams.  Deception has come d...
Posted by Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right. on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 06:27:00 PST

Summer thus far.

Hello readers.  It has been quite a while since I've written a blog.  I feel it necessary (not really) to inform you on the events of my life since I've last written.I got a DUI.  ...
Posted by Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right. on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 08:22:00 PST

So easy, a caveman could do it.

  Imagine a room full of white people.  And only white people.  They sit around and say things like, "Niggers are ignorant," and "Blacks can't do anything worthwhile."  Is this wro...
Posted by Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right. on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 11:05:00 PST

I am not well, but I am not mad.

You said you thought you could change meSo you gave me another tryYou must think you've done pretty wellIf I kept you happy for a whileI used to beA sailor in the NavyI used to beA madman from the tow...
Posted by Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right. on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 08:26:00 PST

Courtship.

My mind races at this hourI see cars and drinks and sinI think I need help to erase it allTo kill my mind againSo what happens when love fails?When options are all goneThe drinks will pour for this ma...
Posted by Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right. on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 12:24:00 PST

Just One Night.

Don't even try to avoid thisWrite me off with another sighSorry if I never notice the small thingsBut I can't lose focus of your eyesI drive and I see the moon in the skyWith all the stars and the lig...
Posted by Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right. on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 08:42:00 PST

What are you supposed to do if you are a manically depressed robot?

  I really hope there aren't more people like me out there.  Paranoid, delusional assholes that find malicious intent in every action of others.  The phrase "No good deed goes unpunishe...
Posted by Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right. on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 11:56:00 PST

Blessed is he that shepherds the weak through the valley of Darkness.

  Mai Gott der Vater segnen dich, der dich in seinem Bild herstellte; Mai Gott der Sohn segnen dich, dessen das Leiden und der Tod dich zurückkauft; Mai Gott der heilige Geist segnen dich, der di...
Posted by Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right. on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:52:00 PST