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Themesauce

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About Me


Name: Andrew Thieme
Birthdate: June 5th 1986
Birthplace: Sheboygan, WI
Current Location: Madison, WI
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 225
Piercings: never
Tatoos: never
Overused Phraze: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!
FAVORITES
Food: steak
Candy: 3 muskateers
Number: Don't know how to count
Color: Blue
Animal: Echidna
Drink: Diet pepsi
Alcohol Drink: Vodka
Bagel: Cinnamon and raison
Letter: ? Who the hell has a favorite letter?!?!
Body Part on Opposite sex: Wouldn't you like to know...
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi, I live in Wisconsin
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Burger King
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: Both suck
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot chocolate
Kiss or Hug: Kiss
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk: Punk, unless its Eminem, then rap
Summer or Winter: Both have advantages, but my car comes out in summer so i would have to say summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Both
Love or Money: Both, uhh money, uhh love aw geez love I guess
YOUR...
Bedtime: late
Most Missed Memory: Being a kid
Best physical feature: I'm ugly, ha I have no idea
First Thought Waking Up: SHIIIOT NIGGA!
Goal for this year: catch a river cooter (its a turtle you assholes)
Best Friends: lots
Weakness: Women, I'm not gonna lie
Fears: natural bodies of water
Heritage: German and Dutch
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: NOOOOO, of course, I go to Madison for christ sakes
Ever Smoked: cigars, but I don't inhale, I'm a puss
Pot: FUCK NO
Ever been Drunk: of course
Ever been beaten up: no
Ever beaten someone up: yes
Ever Skinny Dipped: no
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Dun matter
Favorite Hair Color: Dun matter
Short or Long: Long straight hair is good, but it dun matter
Height: preferrably shorter than me but I guess it dun matter
Style: down to earth
Looks or Personality: both
Hot or Cute either or
Drugs and Alcohol: alcohol is fine in small quantities, no drugs
Muscular or Really Skinny: not too skinny but not too muscular
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: 1
What country do you want to Visit: Texas
How do you want to Die: Slow and painful
Been to the Mall Lately: ha no
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes indeed
Get along with your Parents: very well
Health Freak: no
Do you think your Attractive: Kind of I guess, I dunno I have been shot down A LOT
Believe in Yourself: Yes
Want to go to College: Already am in college
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Drink: occasionally
Shower Daily: No I like to smell like ass, of course I do dumbasses
Been in Love: no
Do you Sing: only to rammstein, I am a monotone
Want to get Married: Yes
Do you want Children: Yes
Have your future kids names planned out: Nathaniel and Superfly
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: pfft
Hate anyone: Oh I hate a lot of people, and about 95% of them seem to live here in Madison
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Your Political Profile


Overall: 65% Conservative, 35% Liberal
Social Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal How Liberal / Conservative Are You?

My Interests

I like cars, hunting, shooting sports, paintballing, bowling, tennis, football, weight lifting, air hockey, music, pretty much any damn thing that isn't work

I'd like to meet:

People or any other bipedal apes that may live in Wisconsin........Or a girl with the exact same personality that can meet my impossible standards, in which case she would have to be perfect.

Music:

I like just about every genre of music, including some country(Johnny Cash), some of my favorites are Limp Bizkit, Eminem, D12, Safer Than Heaven, This is the End, System of a Down, Rammstein, I guess I just like everything in the rock or heavy metal genre. Oh and I almost forgot, MSI rocks the cock, they are the best band ever!

Movies:

I like to watch horror/sci-fi movies, movies that make you think and comedy. Some of my favorites are Donnie Darko, The Matrix series, The Terminator series, The Butterfly Effect and any Godzilla movie.

Television:

I didn't really watch T.V. until I arrived at Madison. I usually watch Southpark, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Discovery Channel, and of course the Sunday Night Sex Show.

Books:

Solomons & Fryle Organic Chemistry text, ITS DA BOMB

Heroes:

I would have to say that my one hero is JARED BONNET. I say this because I worship him and he once fought off 93 really pissed off red squirrels with black beauty outside of his cabin.

My Blog

Audioslave/Butt rock

Audioslave rocks!  Especially when your next door neighbor plays it constantly and sings, or rather moans, through the entire song along with Chris Cornell, who for some reason decided to sing wi...
Posted by Themesauce on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 08:04:00 PST

Ritz Crackers

I now have a new favorite song, it is: Puttin on the Ritz performed by the noble group Taco.  I feel sorry for bob as he now has to listen to this song at least 15 times a day.  I think he s...
Posted by Themesauce on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 08:56:00 PST

FUCK

shut your bitch-hole
Posted by Themesauce on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 11:36:00 PST