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Jacopo

Just as fat and twice as sexy!!

About Me

Top O' the mornin' to ya, folks. My name is Emmett to some, Wurm to my friends, the sonofabitch that raises gas prices in my home town, and "The Hero of Our Story", to all the weak and the wounded. I am a video gamer, I love my comic books, I am fascinated by ancient texts on war, and due to extensive reading and a butter knife sharp wit, I have a useful proverb for all occasions. I am possibly the worst choice for a future relationship any ladies reading this (yeah, right) could make, but if you really wanna piss off your parents, I'm your man. The major love of my life is music, and being part of the local music scene in my area. I have met some really cool peaple while travelling with my good friends, Senseless Tragedy. Check em out, you'll like em. Well, I can't think of anything else to say, so until next time, if you can't say anything nice, say it loudly as possible. G'nite, folks.
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You scored as Jason Voorhees. You are Jason Voorhees. You werent liked much as a child. All you wanted was to let your Mom raise you right. However after you died a watery death in Camp Crystal Lake, your Mom tried to take revenge, in which she too died a horrible decapitation. Now you will go on forever, seeking revenge! You may have the highest kill count in horror, but you arent all bad. You just love your mother!

Jason Voorhees


55%

Jigsaw


55%

Hannibal Lecter


25%

Leatherface


20%

Captain Spaulding


20%

Buffalo Bill


20%

Candyman


20%

Freddy Krueger


15%

Pinhead


15%

Michael Myers


15%
Which Horror Killer are You?
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My Interests

Music, comic books, video games, feudal japan, horror movies, action movies, b moviesYour results:
You are Hulk Hulk 90% Spider-Man 55% Batman 45% Robin 45% Catwoman 30% Green Lantern 30% Superman 30% Supergirl 25% The Flash 25% Wonder Woman 15% Iron Man 10% You are a wanderer with
amazing strength.
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I'd like to meet:

Niel Gaiman, Max Calvera, Socrates, Dimebag Darrell, Miyamoto Musashi, Johnny Cash, Che Guevera, Johnen Vasquez, the Three Stooges, and the one little Japanese guy in the fleeing mob who always stops, points, and screams, "It's Gojira!!!! (Godzilla)... -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --
Which Halo character are you?
Covenant Elite
You tend to guard your territory fiercely, but if problems come your way you are known to be able to dodge and then hide from them.

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You Are 92% Slacker
You are a total slacker. In fact, slacking is a bit of an art for you.
You've mastered getting by without a job, even if it means living on ketchup packets and ramen for weeks at a time. Are You a Slacker?

Music:

Suicidal Tendancies, Social Distortion, T.S.O.L., Anthrax, Bleeding Through, Bobaflex, The Dillenger Escape Plan, The Distillers, CKY, Clutch, Cypress Hill, Damage Plan, Pantera, Johnny Cash, Misfits, The Ramones, Sepultura, Soulfly, Static X, Otep, Manntis, Cyclefly, Fly Banger, It Dies Today, GWAR, Boy Hits Car, Hazzard To Ya Booty, Ludo, Waterdown, American Head Charge, Apex Theory, Index Case, Pulse Ultra, Fingertight, Misery Signals, Zao, Throwdown, 36 Crazyfists, The Hurt Process, Children of Bodom, Lazy Eye, MC Lars, Coheed and Cambria, Boy Sets Fire, The Killing Joke, Soda Ash, and many more..... ..START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE
Your Life: The Soundtrack
Opening credits: Madhouse by Anthrax
Waking up: Rise and Shine by One Minute Silence
Average day: I Wanna Be Sedated by The Ramones
First date: Laundry Girl by Ludo
Falling in love: Part 1: The Broken Bride by Ludo
Love scene: Wanna B Your Lover by Wierd Al
Fight scene: Love Loss and Blood Loss by Senseless Tragedy
Breaking up: Die, Die my Darling by the Misfits
Getting back together: Bad Reputation by Joan Jett
Secret love: In a Band To Get Chicks by Psychostick
Life's okay: Miseria Cantare (The Beginning) by AFI
Mental breakdown: Food For The Brain by One Minute Silence
Driving: Walk by Pantera
Learning a lesson: Not the Same by Bodyjar
Deep thought: Hurt by Johnny Cash
Flashback: Big Blue Dress by Cranius
Partying: Baby Got Back by Throwdown
Happy dance: Wonderboy by Tenacious D
Regreting: Fulsom Prison Blues By Johnny Cash
Long night alone: Welcome Home by Coheed and Cambria
Death scene: For Love and Failing by Bleeding Through
Closing credits: Binge and Purge by Clutch
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You Are 92% Abnormal
You are at high risk for being a psychopath. It is very likely that you have no soul.

You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.

You are at high risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is very likely that you are in love with your own reflection.

You are at high risk for having a social phobia. It is very likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.

You are at high risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is very likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You?

Movies:

The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Boondock Saints, Leon The Professional, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, Donnie Darko, SLC Punk, Red Vs. Blue, The Friday the 13th Series, This Is Spinal Tap, Escape From New York, The Princess Bride, Edward Scissorhands, Hard Boiled, Clerks, Falling Down, Gummo, Kids, anything Of The Dead, Orgasmo, Mortal Kombat, The Transporter, Resident Evil, Dracula Dead and Loving it, Cecil B. Demented

Television:

X Play, Drawn Together, Invader Zim, Headbangers Ball, My Name Is Earl, Robot Chicken, Carnivale, Family Guy, Jeopardy, Brainiac, FUSE, Distraction, Surviving Nugent, Super Group, and when I want to be reminded of the fact that the human race is circling the cosmic toilet bowl a little faster every day, CNN

Books:

Edgar Allan Poe, Shakespear, The Myth Series by Robert Aspirin, The Art of War by Sun Tzu, The Book of 5 Rings by Musashi

Heroes:

Dian Wei and Ted Nugent
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My Blog

I Suck! (A little self actualization)

Hello, reader.  I hope yer havin a better day than I am.  Everyone has faults.  I know this.  I revel in this.  But for right now, mine are brutalizing me, and this might help...
Posted by Kill the man, become the monster! on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 06:58:00 PST

This incoherant rant brought to you by the Fox News Network.....

    Life, society in general, it's all built upon the principle of hope.  The promise that things will get better, that tommorrow will be a better day than today.  That's all ...
Posted by Kill the man, become the monster! on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 01:03:00 PST