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jason

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About Me

I'm a 28 year old native New Yorker living in Alabama because thats where the Army decided to send me. I fly helicopters and not much else. I live with my fiance who is a guinea from Brooklyn and shes even more boring then me. My only daily connection to NYC is listening to Marisa trying to say words like forehead and ear which anyone from the 5 boroughs will know an Italian from Bay Ridge cannot say properly. But, listening to her Brooklynese does help to cleanse my ears of all the Y'ALL's, GIT' R DONE's and other redneck colloquialisms. ALABAMA SUCKS. Although, on the brighter side this state does make it unusually easy to purchase firearms.
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My Interests

Shooting, Flying, shooting AND flying, drinking, video games, farting on other peoples heads, poop jokes, dead baby jokes, racist jokes, ethnic jokes, handicapped jokes, etc (It's nothing personal I just think as far as comedy goes, there is no out of bounds. You get the picture, I 'm not a very nice person). To illustrate my piont, this is by far the funniest thing I have ever seen. BTW I HAVE A CAT!!!.
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I'd like to meet:

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Music:

System, The Doors, Johnny Cash, Ray Charles, Eminem and anything with a bagpipe in it (basically any categories that includes these people, notice there is no-one that fits into that bubble gum hillary clarkson bullshit fucking shit ass crap on a stick)

Movies:

Full Metal Jacket, Cool Hand Luke, The Shining, Platoon, Blackhawk Down, We Were Soldiers, anything that takes place in the Bangbus, South Park: Bigger Longer Uncut, Team America, etc...

Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy, Law and Order (regular, SVU, CI), CSI, Futurama and BullShit

Books:

I like books

Heroes:

Christopher Reeves for falling off that horse and yet he persevered and gave me much fodder for jokes.

My Blog

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Can any one tell me one zombie movie when there is a zombie midget? No, you can't because it doesn't exist. I know this because I have seen every zombie movie there is. Is it because the average midge...
Posted by jason on Tue, 08 May 2007 04:52:00 PST