We've been called a lot of things. Some range from "the best band in the world," to "goddamn brilliant." (It does help to interview ourselves). After the release of our first album BASIC, we are planning a unversal takedown starting with a world tour. The tour will go from Asia then move onto the 10th star of your mom.
We can write songs without any instruments and sing them without our mouths. Do you know of any band that can do that? I do, and they almost rock as hard as us. We have done the rock training. We've fought atop Mount Thunder and slayed many yeti. We've dove down the river Otake and battled many 3 eyed tiliapias. We have scars to prove and to show off to the ladies. (I have one on my lung...the left one).
You see, channelfore isn't an afterthought.
We hold the same type of powers that drives Rocky to kick ass. We share the same blood type of many warriors who have gone before -- legends like Frank Dux (the movie one), Alf, Cobra Commander, Battlecat, Snarf, and Gargamel. We are neither good or evil. Our powers are stronger than you!
Long live channelfore.
