I was in the Navy for 6 years where I learned to drive and paint large grey floating objects, additionally I learned how to take care of other peoples teeth. Overall it was a swell time. The one saving grace is that I made a lot of good friends who also learned to drive and paint large grey objects and take care of other peoples teeth. Aside from all of that intense training that was provided I was schooled in the art of Beer Pong and $ Pint Night. There are many humorous stories that follow these lessons I assure you but I'll save those stories for later.