Foolishness... |
1. Are you smiling? My fangs are showing. 2. Have you ever kissed anyone named Josh? I once mauled someone who called himself Josh. 3. What is irritating you now? Everything! 4. When did you last e...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 21:11:00 GMT |
Legendary Battles! |
By Gorepaws bloodied claws!My minions found this very real footage of three historic battles all well documented in the scrolls of URSINIOUS.The first battle shows a young cub by the name of R...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 16:22:00 GMT |
The Return of the KING! |
Fall is here and I find myself once again in the warmth of my den. In the spring I spread my seed wantonly about as I was often drunk on bearshine honey ale and lain up in the den of numerous willing ...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 15:08:00 GMT |
A Very Serious and True History Lesson Part 2 |
Long ago in the elder days when the Earth was young and before the humans came I ruled the primordial forests of the world! In the center of all there is stood the Mother Tree with branches that reach...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 17:49:00 GMT |
WHO DARES! |
WHO DARES STEAL FROM THE KING OF KODIAK ISLAND? WHO DARES TO PILFER THE CARCASS THAT I HAVE BURIED! I AM VERY HUNGRY AND NOW ANGRY AS WELL. BLOOD AND FIRE! CLAW AND FANG! ARGOMEKS TUSKS! GROGONS CLAWS...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 20:22:00 GMT |
Growlz of THUNDER Claws of FIRE! |
By the bearded claw of Argomendorak! By the hooves of Goretog who had claws for fighting and hooves for running! I say it is too quiet in the woods these days. My kinfolk are sleeping away in their ca...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 18:00:00 GMT |
The Shaman. Part 9 |
This is very serious!Ghostsnout is the Shaman. He has great power in our world AND in the spirit world. Do not question this. Ghostsnout can take many forms. This photograph proves this without a doub...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 18:57:00 GMT |
What a day! |
Ahh yes!The winter soltice celebration has now passed. It was a grand gathering of old bears from across the northlands. We brewed copius amounts of bearshine and drank ourselves into the spirit world...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 19:28:00 GMT |
Olde timey bear fun!! |
Even the men of old feared the wrath of my warriors. The size of GOREFANGKLAWSNOUT is severely understated in this old picture. This was done to give the enemies of King Growley hope that they could d...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 12:07:00 GMT |
Very Serious History Lesson. Do not question it. |
Once long ago I was known as MATO and I wandered the lands devouring all who displeased me for I was (am) always very hungry. When I am not eating I am mating when I am not mating I am sleeping and ot...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 14:49:00 GMT |
