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The name on my birth certificate says "Lorenzo", but I've acquired a plethera of nicknames. Alphonso, Alonzo, Ralenzo, Benzo, all of which finally evolved to just plain "ZO". Oh, and no, I'm not related to Geraldo or Diego. I'm 100% Mexican, and can pretty much gaurantee that I'm the most fair skinned chicano that you will ever meet. If I'm in the sun too long I burn, there's no tanning here, straight burn. That's why I roll with SPF 30 and some aloe, maybe some Solarcaine. I speak very little espanol, but I'm workin' on it....that's kind of a lie... I don't actually work very hard at it. I work in the field of Construction Management. It allows me the satisfaction of bringing to life what originally starts off as pictures on paper. I build reality, dawg, chew on that for a minute one time. When I'm not working, I like to listen to 90's hip hop, watch movies, play sports. On the weekends you might find me at the club back in the day, but lately I'd rather have a brew at the local pub, and hang out with my close friends. I just bought my own casa (that's spanish for "house". I know, I rule.) in Berkley, which is just north of the D. The hardest thing that I've had to do thus far is paint over the hand painted murals of the entire "Winnie the Pooh" cast in one of my bedrooms. Let me tell you, the look in Eeyore's eyes before he was erased from existance was enough to make a grown man cry. Aside from all that, life is good...

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I went to my parents house yesterday after church to pick up my college transcripts because I'm enrolling at OCC for a Spanish class. Like most  folks, my mom has a big box of stuff in the baseme...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 09:56:00 GMT

AHHHHHHHHHH!

I can't freaking believe it.  I just finished my sequel to the bat story and hit the back button while I was previewing it and fucking lost the whole damn thing.  I'm  furious, tha...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 19:21:00 GMT

My Brush with Death...

What I am about to tell you is TRUE.  Names have been changed to protect the innocent, but I can assure you that the events that transpired on that cold blustery day in December actually did happ...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 20:47:00 GMT