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Pedro

"Just remember it rhymes with 'hydro', baby."

About Me

"I'm the Original Gangsta, you stupid mutha.... If you bother me I'll pimp-slap you like one of my muthafuckin' hoes, BITCH!""Don't believe me? hah...just ask that stupid pussy, Paco. That dumb mutha gets his ass punked all day, everyday." "HOLLAAAAAAA!"

My Interests

Sleeping, sleeping, more sleeping, some pooping, more sleeping. Scratching and biting, more sleeping, playing with Paco's tail, sleeping. Getting into stuff I shouldn't get into, sleeping wherever I pass out, looking cute, sleeping, looking cute & sleeping at the same time. And, most of all, sleeping.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who thinks they can out pimp me....CUZ THEY CAN'T!!!!