i like to skate and do stuff and thats pretty much it
Life is Random...ask questions
Ocean or Lake? mmmmmmmm boobs
Pizza or Chinese? pizza thats made of chinese food so technically none
Mansion or Penthouse? shed
Have you been on a Jet Ski? no but my pet goat has
Are you afraid of clowns? only when their pubes are rainbow colors
How many brothers/sisters do you have? i have a sister but she has a penis and looks like a guy
Favorite band/group? orgy
Baseball or football?
Favorite brand of makeup? goat urine
Waffles or pancakes? i prefer women you sick bitch
Do you have an IPod? i did but then I lost the I
Ever go in a hot air balloon? ya but i fell out and broke my...................pretzel
How will you celebrate turning 21? kill 21 innocent seals
What brand computer do you have? the one that looks like a tv
How many times have you been to DisneyWorld? 0 i dont have a rocket so i cant leave this planet
Favorite city? mianus
Ice cream or frozen yogurt? i dont like yogurt but i like to rub it on my asshole
Do you think you are fat? what the hell kinda of question is that of course i am
Ever throw up in a public place? ya then i ate it
Do you have a pool? if a sink counts
Ever drive a car? maybe
How many times a month do you go to the movies? often, i live outside
Last movie you saw? saw you movie last
Who is your hero? humpty dumpty
How old are your parents? not any older then me
What deceased person would you like to meet? elvis
Do you chew ice? if its not cold
Have you been to California? no but ive been to california
Last book you read? who reads
Favorite teacher? yo mama
Do you like to go fishing? no but i like to fish
How many boyfirends/girlfriends have you had? 4 but i brutally killed them all
How many of those do you regret? %
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What is you average in school? my average
Favorite professional team? diapers smell like shit, i wonder what there used for?
Do you like mohawks? on vaginas
How many pairs of shoes do you own? socks
Do you floss? ya my butthole
Do you have braces? i think so
Do you bite your nails? sometimes
What is your last thought before falling asleep? barbarian hippies sliding down a rainbow on chicken wings jacking off to retarded hippoes
Do you fall in love easily? ya ive been bitten by a snake on the ass
Do you babysit? no i wouldnt want to suffocate them
Ever been shot at? ya by flying squirrels
Do you work out/exercise?
Do you have 6 pack abs? ya on my back
Do you consider yourself nice? YES I AM FREAKIN AWESOME
What movie character would you like to be? giraffes have purple tongues
Do you go to camp for the summer? i go to summer at camp
Ever been bit by a snake? no i dont fall in love easy
Have you been on a boat? whats a boat
Name of friend you have known the longest? righty and harry (my testicles)
Do you like jumping on a trampoline? what else are you going to do on a trampoline retard!
Ever break a bone? i shattered my skull
Name of favorite Aunt/Uncle? i like my aunt uncle
What is your ultimate job? janitor
Do you want to walk on the moon? ya but michael jackson did it first so now it wouldnt be first
Can you name the seven dwarfs? zelnor, zeebob, zecko, zelnoff,zenblowjob, zink, and clyde
Favorite TV show? that one show thats on the tv
Apples or oranges? i like fruits, oh did i tell you that i like fruits, i hate fruits.
Favorite model of car? truck
Favorite flower? the kind that gives blowjobs
Favorite color? green with a hint of orangish blue, i mean white
Besides family, ever have someone of the opp sex in your bedroom? aliens
Ever climb out your bedroom window? ya........ but it turns out that my rooms on the top floor
Do you live in an apartment or house? boxes are way cooler
How many times in the last month have you had the hiccups? honestly who ever came up with this is retarded,condom
Ever laugh so hard milk came out your nose? no it came out of my eyes
How many cousins do you have? stop asking me questions you rapist
Do you believe in ghosts? casper
If you were a bird, what would you be? a bird you fuckin idiot
Ever get stitches? on my balls
If you could, would you want to know what your future was going to be?
How many kids do you want to have? 3 cause i dont think my vagina could take a fourth
If you could change your name, what would it be? a new name
Dogs or cats? ok if you eat dogs and cats your fuckin horrible
Who do you tell your problems to? my therapist
Who can your tell your secrets to and know they wont tell? my waffle
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Do you go to church? used to
Would you marry outside your religon? dont know
Volleyball or tennis? they arent edible
How many people were at your last party? i dont remember i was 4
Ever ride in a limo? on the hood
Ever drink champagne? with my penis
Favorite dinner? legs thighs and breasts, (not chicken)
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