I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.427yrs old... I usually keep myself to myself.. if you know me you've undoubtedly run into me in one of my mad drunken rambles.. or you've been introduced to me..I try not to tread on people's toes.. life is too short to be waging war on everyone and everything you see.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Laurie
Birthday: 22-02-79
Birthplace: Germany
Current Location: Bonny Scotland
Eye Color: Dark Brown
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 6ft 1ins
Right Handed or Left Handed: Lefty Lucy
Your Heritage: Caucasion Monkey Crossbreed
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black Cowboys
Your Weakness: Shotgun Pellets In The Face
Your Fears: Crowds, Spiders, Shadows, Small orangutangs called Steve
Your Perfect Pizza: GEif Piza.. any pizza will do.. I'm allergic to gluten.. so they tell me.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Actually keep time to any song I drunkenly decide to try and dance to.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: 'afaik tbh', 'yarr' or 'muah ^_^'
Thoughts First Waking Up: Agh.. AMG MIRRROR.. aaaaaagh... who let the sun out?
Your Best Physical Feature: Anything not in plain sight.
Your Bedtime: Probably somewhere around 5am
Your Most Missed Memory: All of em.
Pepsi or Coke: Yes. No. Waitamiinit. trick question.. same shit different bottle.
MacDonalds or Burger King: The Immortal Lozburger!
Single or Group Dates: One on one. I often find groups difficult to conquer.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lemon and Ginger tea :P
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cwawfee
Do you Smoke: Can we say chim-chiminy Mary Poppins?
Do you Swear: More often than one would like yarr
Do you Sing: Occasionally when plastered.. rarely otherwise.
Do you Shower Daily: When the Fkin shower works.
Have you Been in Love: All my life.
Do you want to go to College: Hoo boy done that.
Do you want to get Married: Perhaps someday.
Do you belive in yourself: Rarely.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when I spin around in circles while gargling salt water.
Do you think you are Attractive: In low light, high alcohol situations? Sure.
Are you a Health Freak: Not overly no.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yup, Love em to bits.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I prefer just plain old rain storms..
Do you play an Instrument: I play a cheesy old guitar with crappy strings.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Negative.. been ill.
In the past month have you Smoked: Chim-chiminy wotcha cor blimey luvvaduck.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Metoclopramide.. mmm.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: hah! *pulls at wall chains*
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: erm no.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: containing wheat? a major source of glutem you say?.. suicide in a box you say?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: mmmmmm only after I've microwaved it to make it warm.
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: My flatmate's will to live.
Ever been Drunk: AMG YES! *dribbles*
Ever been called a Tease: hmm.. sometimes. ^_-
Ever been Beaten up: All too often. I fight like a girl with no arms or legs.
Ever Shoplifted: Once when young.
How do you want to Die: Run over by a Chocolate steamroller.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: AMG I have to grow up!?
What country would you most like to Visit:
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long Hair: longlonglong.
Height: Yes preferrably some of that.
Weight: some of this too!
Best Clothing Style: Dressed, sometimes.
Number of Drugs I have taken: 4 maybe 5. in passing...
Number of CDs I own: puny amounts.
Number of Piercings: used to be two but a broken jaw made me lose the tongue.. boo.
Number of Tattoos: none.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: more than enough.
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