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Jokes

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i'm independent and do hilarious impressions of people i know. don't keep tortilla chips near me because i will eat them all. i love the smell of scotch tape and of clean wet laundry. i'm practical and smart and am usually too much for one person to handle. i like hiking and digging and getting dirty, museums, flowers and peanut-butter chocolate shakes. i'll make you laugh but might not listen. hate banana peels, fake people, black licorice, malt balls and "lmao". i may not be perfect, but parts of me are pretty awesome. i'm the epitome of a pisces. i miss kona. and i have a great ass.
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My Interests

as of this june i have four tattoos that i love. other things that make me interesting: baking, food, self-help books, los angeles, experiencing a lot of new things at once. more, just ask.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

all. that does include country. fiona apple, panic! at the disco,the red hot chili peppers, jack johnson, atmosphere, johnny cash, pink floyd, miranda lambert, blake shelton, carrie underwood, garth brooks, fall out boy, silverchair, antonio carlos jobim, beck, blink 182, AFI, the cure, pepper, morissey, jack's mannequin, new found glory...........

Movies:

Singin' in the Rain, Everything is Illuminated, all Harry Potter movies, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Rebel Without A Cause, Citizen Kane, Kung Fu Hustle, The Wizard of Oz, Chicago, Match Point, Wedding Crashers, Charlotte's Web (the old one), Shrek, White Heat, Pretty Persuasion, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Mean Girls, Bring it On, Love and Sex, The Aviator, Mean Streets, Midnight Cowboy, Waiting..., and a lot more.

Television:

HEROES! Iron Chef America, The Sopranos, Entourage and Big Love on HBO, Spongebob Squarepants, Family Guy, South Park, The Oblongs, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, reruns of Roseanne and The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air on Nick at Nite and Good Eats with Alton Brown on Food Network. I can get addicted to shows fast. But just as quickly I'll forget about them. Sarah Simpson!

Books:

I like "A Million Little Pieces" by James Frey, all the Harry Potter books, Homer's The Iliad and Odyssey, all other Greek Lit, Cervantes' Don Quixote, Dante's Divine Comedy, Catullus' poetry, The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath, Roald Dahl's short stories and a lot of self-help books.

Heroes:

My Dad. But I'm my own motivation.

My Blog

HAPPY

...that's me. And I think everyone should read The Secret. That's how I got here. It's the power of positive thinking, baby!
Posted by Jokes on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 12:43:00 PST

James Morisson

So we're racing to vegas this past Saturday just after we played about three basketball games and were all sore just so we can make to the Art Bar by eight in downtown to watch my beloved James Moriss...
Posted by Jokes on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 09:56:00 PST

Happy Fucking Holidays

what's up with people trying to be nicer since, HEY!, it's the HOLIDAYS!? if you're an asshole in the summer you're just gonna be an even bigger asshole in the winter especially if you're trying to u...
Posted by Jokes on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 07:27:00 PST

TWO YEARS

well kids, it's official. i've been in the city of angels for two whole years as of today. what have i done? what do i have to show for it? what is this niche i have gotten myself into? i don't k...
Posted by Jokes on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 01:55:00 PST

Shakespeare

"My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun;Coral is far more red than her lips' red;If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;If hair be wires, black wires grow on her head.I have seen roses dam...
Posted by Jokes on Mon, 22 May 2006 07:05:00 PST

Don't Hate

don't hate los angeles! love it. the protest on monday is a perfect example of just some of the history constantly being made here. the music industry, the movie industry, the television industry ...
Posted by Jokes on Fri, 05 May 2006 09:31:00 PST

Knuckles

I'm going to quit cracking my knuckles. But OOHH!, the sound! It's beyond my comprehension how the bursting of a tiny bubble with a quick twist of a slender finger can bring me such PLEASURE! It's ...
Posted by Jokes on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 01:42:00 PST

Eggshells

i feel like this deserves a permanent space on my page, that's why i'm posting it here as well as a bulletin I'm on eggshells with you. I'm trapped in a fragile box and I can't get out, can...
Posted by Jokes on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 02:57:00 PST