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Matt

matthew_curtis

About Me

I came for the punch and pie... I was told there was going to be punch and pie?But seriously.. I do have one major passion in life.... To return all vaccuum cleaner attachments to their rightful owners or destroy them where they rest... This is the one thing that drives me. And it is one of the most myserious mysteries that the human race as ever come upon. I mean really? You keep the fucking vaccuum cleaner in a closet in your house!! Yet somehow after a year or more they are always missing attachments. These things just dont get up and walk away on their own!!!! or do they??? This is the question i have been asking myself and dedication myself to for the last 3 years..... So far.. I have found no logical awnser. my personal belief is that we are all going to have to put logic aside and come to the realization that there is a secret society of living vaccuum cleaner attachments planning to take over the world.. Its really the only thing that fits. Stay tuned to MYSPACE for any future developemnets..
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My Interests

Guitar.. hockey.. driving and whatever comes up in between. oh yeah.. and after today i am totally fasinated with the Mr. Clean eraser. that thing is amazing.. it doesnt even smell like cleaner? how does it work??

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Music:

Sublime, Tony Clifton hahaha, Nirvana, Alice in Chains, The Shins, Guns n Roses, APC, NOFX, Sublime, Pearl Jam, The Beatles, Radiohead, OLP, Neil Young, STP, Eric Clapton, Cream, anything from the 60's and early 70's that was actual rock. Incubus, Staind, Ben Harper, Dropkick Murphys, umm did i mention Sublime?.. i listen to alot of music. there's alot more but i dont feel like thinking right now

Movies:

SNATCH!!!!! True Romance, Almost Famous, Anchor Man, Dumb and Dumber, Napoleon, Beverly Hills Cop 2, Sin City, Man on the Moon, Ocean's Eleven, Wedding Crashers, Any Quentin movies.. and anything funny or with a good story..... War of the Worlds doesnt cut it for me

Television:

House and Family Guy

Books:

Seriously??? im suppose to lie and tell you how often i read for pleasure. i enjoy honesty... i dont read a whole lot on my spare time. Well i lie... i read but not really for entertainment.. more for information.

Heroes:

Jen Reynolds!! Jen, u give me hope and strength... but most importantly... u give me laughter.... histarical laughter, and now adays its really hard to find ppl i can actually laugh at and say i told you so to... soooo often :P haha

My Blog

The losing of one's mind

So .. there i was afew days ago, content with my little life and all the little things that occupied its time.  When all of a sudden out of nowhere, time froze.. and there i was on outside lookin...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 10:14:00 PST

Breaking Vaccuum Cleaner Attachment News

ATTENTION ALL!!!!!   I have just been informed that the Secrect Vaccuum Cleaner Attachment Society (SVCAS) have been recently spotted by the Anti-Vaccuum Intellegence Agency (AVIA).  Ou...
Posted by Matt on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 02:35:00 PST