Polarization |
You know how a magnetized needle can act as a compass by pointing towards the nearest pole?So do bugs. I looked down to find a gnat in my sugar free cherry Kool-Aid". I made numerous attempts, both cl...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Dec 2008 03:38:00 GMT |
Subjects |
My response to fellow LJ weirdo eamontoplease in his query to find new subjects worth elaborating on:Write to enlighten. Write to educate.I recommend noses. Bring forth the often overlooked fact that...
Posted by on Sat, 31 May 2008 08:54:00 GMT |
Pointless Posts |
-I wish I had words to say. If I did, I’d put them here-I wi5h I masn’t 5o dsyleixc, you knom whdt I m3an?-I wish I was drunk...oh wait...I am...(ignore that one) -I once touched my own as...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 22:20:00 GMT |
What you know isn’t reality |
I have picture phone proof...the generations before me didn't know shit from shampoo...The end of the rainbow wasn't a pot of gold. It was a freakin' Hyundai!I should have known better...Whatever...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 22:46:00 GMT |
Belated Observations |
Lately I have been lazy and inattentive to the audience that I am sure has left me for the most recent ethnic crazy on Comedy Central--. And forget the fact that I'm a Quarter Rican myself. I'm a snob...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 20:02:00 GMT |
Memoirs |
Someone tonight remarked at the ease in which I drink my Southern Comfort. It is as familiar to the inside of my mouth as saliva. And he told me of his experience that included convulsions, vomiting, ...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 15:57:00 GMT |
I'll Do What I Damn Well Please |
I have recently been taking pride in my celibacy. Other than two kisses (both against my will) and one party foul of the penetration kind, I've been totally un-sluttish for almost a full 6 month...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 17:48:00 GMT |
I do it for you! |
I spent time on the river today in the boat with the Grandparents. Then they cooked me a mighty fine meal. My grandfather declined the offer of feta cheese for his salad because it "smells like elepha...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 20:25:00 GMT |
Nice to meet you. |
Here lately I feel as though I'm totally losing myself. I've split into two pieces and been divided again unto myself. I see myself through a third-person view and I have no idea what Rob's doing anym...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 19:52:00 GMT |
Forgot One (Addendum to last blog) |
I almost forgot my favorite chauvinistic trick of all!! It was one of the two things on my mind that inspired my last post and it somehow slipped my mind when I actually sat down to write it. Terrible...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 06:28:00 GMT |
