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Larry Bernstien

Grandpa says she likes it doggy style.

About Me

Im just like the rest of you and if think im not. I just might have to rough you all up something awful. I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 .. width="425" height="350" ..

My Interests

Playing with myself, playing with friends.

I'd like to meet:

A drunk who can pee off a sidewalk and smoke a joint at the same time while selling him/ herself on a street corner as a peanut butter and jelly sandwihich. But that would just be crazy. So i guess i will settle for the generality of some one famous.

Music:

Washing the skid marks out of my drawers.

Movies:

The way you make my dog love me like he was her own woman's best friend.

Television:

Cripple farts.

Books:

Petey Pablo's life story as narrarated by Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson.

Heroes:

Geoffery Starr.