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Mountains of Corpses

About Me

The thing I hope most for in my life is a glorious death. I'd much rather have my grand kids telling their friends "Ya my Grandpa died, he flipped his Porsche off a bridge" as opposed to them saying "Ya my Grandpa died of a heart attack." I hope there is at least one explosion, or some sort of sword fight that leads to my demise. Other than that... I like to play video games, listen to metal, and of course other types of music but primarily I live for the metal. I enjoy sleeping in my very comfortable Ikea bed, and watching netflix online. I do my homework like a good boy... so I work hard at school (after several years of slacking off) I also have a fondness for fine art. I can debate endlessly about my favorite paintings such as; Jan Van Eyck's "Arnofini Family" or Hanns Holbein the Younger's "The Ambassadors" and of course my all time favorite sculptor Jean Lorenzo Bernini! (The Master Sculptor of Rome!) You'd think I'm an art history major... but I'm not. I'm currently debating between English and Sociology. I've always been fascinated people and especially how they behave on a group level, and English due to my love of writing and analyzing documents. I'm pretty much a huge nerd... I love star wars, lord of the rings, harry potter. My favorite tv show is Frasier... that ought to tell you how much of a nerd I am. I enjoy anime, but not a lot. I love foreign films, especially crazy Russian drama/action movies like Nightwatch and Daywatch! and overall I'd say I'm a fairly skilled guitar hero... and karaoke master! Nothing funner than going drinking and singing Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody."If you see the Buddha, kill the Buddha. If you meet your father kill your father. Free of everything you are bound by nothing. Live the life that is given to you."

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Ben Affleck... so I can fuck him...

Music:

I live for the metal. but I also enjoy... Liszt, Chopin, Mozart(love him!), Tchaikovsky, Bach, Haydn, Beethoven. I enjoy Opera's, my favorites are Carmen, Phantom of the Opera, The Magic Flute, Indomeneo. I also enjoy weird fusion music like Cursive, and Murder By Death. I can't get enough of Hollywood Undead, and other comical ungerground rap/hip-hop. Oldies like The Beatles, Boston, and industrial techno/black metal like Mindless Self Indulgence and Psyclon Nine. Techno/electro disco etc... everything is pretty much good. I am not really a fan of modern country music, mostly due to the high amount of treble and tambor/twang of the music itself, but I do enjoy listening to the roots of country music such as "fiddling" and awesome things like the Charlie Daniels band. I also make my own music... which is just funny electro/techno stuff I do when I'm bored and am sick of playing guitar hero. You can check it out at the bottom right corner of my top 16 ^_^

Movies:

Day Watch, Night Watch, Donnie Darko, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Harry Potter movies, any movie that has anything to do with some sort of zombie apocalypse scenario such as: 28 days later, 28 weeks later, I am Legend, Dawn of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Land of the Dead, Resident Evil movies etc... Musicals like Phantom of the Opera, films with historical content like Amadeus, Letters to Iwo Jima, Flags of our Fathers, Enemy at the Gates, Saving Private Ryan, and of course Big Trouble in Little China... the most historically accurate movie of all time. I love comedy the most I'd say, Talladega Nights, Hot Fuzz, Anchorman, pretty much anything with Simon Pegg or Will Ferrel. Superbad is amazing and wow hilarious "Ghostbusters lunchbox dick treasure chest! Do you know how many foods are shaped like dicks? THE BEST KINDS!" lol

Books:

LolitaThe Lord of the Rings TrilogyShannara Series by Terry BrooksSabriel Series by Garth NixReading Lolita in TehranJews Without MoneyHarry Potter Series by J.K. RowlingThe Works of Alfred T. MahanSlaughterhouse FiveHigh Fidelity

Heroes:

Ted Nugent, Chuck Norris, Gary Gygax(rest in peace), J.K. Rowling, Jim Dale, Stephen Fry, Bill Gates... Baby Jesus.

My Blog

Happy Beard Birthday!

I've had my beard for well over 3 years now, and I feel it's time to celebrate its majesty. My beard... we've been through good times and bad. I've shaved you off very few times and quickly regretted ...
Posted by Jimja" on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 10:20:00 PST