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Beth

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About Me

..So I'm hanging out, and I am just hammered. I wake up in the morning, hung over out of my mind. As soon as I get out of bed, I step into a big pile of dog crap. Keep in mind, I got bare feet on, so folks, I'm cleaning this thing off and I'm noticing corn, I let my dog eat corn you know, chewing gum, looks like he ate a pack of rubber bands. I mean I am ready to scream at this animal, there's dookie everywhere and then I remember, I don't have a dog.

My Blog

Ah... love... AAAAH!

Your Courtship Clock -- Decoded By Lisa Lombardi for Redbook   Maybe you and he locked eyes instantly, said "I love you" after your first date and got hitched in a Vegas chapel before catch...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 15:40:00 GMT

So I have self-image problems... Happy Holidays! :-/

How to Survive Holiday Parties on a Calorie Budget! by Kathleen Fitzgerald and Liz Neporent for iVillage   The most fattening days of the year are the ones sandwiched between Thanksgivi...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 16:58:00 GMT

Do me! Oh do me NOW!

Fill it out. Do this because the person who sent it to you didnt sit here for ages for nothing. Answer all the questions honestly, no lying to avoid stuff. YEAH!!! POST YOUR RESPONSE ON THE BLOG!!! YA...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 19:29:00 GMT

Career of choice (besides drinking)

In case anyone was wondering... I decided that I am going to study and hopefully go into stem cell research and regenerative medicine. My new profile is a photo derived from human embry...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 23:59:00 GMT

Big Fat Krispy Kreme Ass

I hate my butt and Ive been trying to lose a couple of pounds. Been drinking slim fast around 1:30, eating a decent but hotel dinner around 6, and having a snack when I get home - and BLAH MY BUTT IS ...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Jun 2005 18:11:00 GMT

9 Days of Mourning

Well I actually have 11 days left - but am preparing for the 9 days of mourning for the end of my Pennsylvania life. When I moved here I hated it - and when I say hated I mean HATED. I had friends etc...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Apr 2005 05:52:00 GMT

i'm a big huggy kissy slutty slut slut.

i thunk i muwst bee drincking to mush beeer cuz i kint dew ewnyting rite no moor. ay nede a new brane. tew mush vikodeth four dis hore. whares mah nue hubbi, misr RJ REYNOLDS? he prowmissed me a...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Jan 2005 23:05:00 GMT

A little celebrity jeopardy for ya!

Alex Trebek: Welcome back to "Celebrity Jeopardy". Before we begin the Double Jeopardy round, I'd like to ask our contestants once again to please refrain from using ethnic slurs. That said, let's tak...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Jan 2005 19:14:00 GMT

Hello, my name is Katie!

What up? My names Kate and I drive a white neon... I haven't seen Beth in what seems to be eons. I tried to take a guy out in the Target parkin' lot... but 'stead I flipped my car and am drivin' on a ...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Oct 2004 00:45:00 GMT

i love my job - i want to have like ten thousand of it's babies

i love my job more than anything in the world. it is so exciting, i get to play on the internet, talk on the phone, paint my nails, hang out with my friends, go on... like, ten thousand cigarette bre...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Oct 2004 22:52:00 GMT