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Ham

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I like to get so drunk that I blackout and can't remember what I did last night, so girls, if that turns you on let me know.For real though if you get weird messages from me its because I like to fuck with hot chicks.If you've read this far and still want to know the real me then you are one sick fuck but I respect that so ask me and I might oblige. .
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jason
Birthday: February
Birthplace: Hospital
Current Location: Missouri
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black/Brown
Height: 5'11
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: Flip Flops
Your Weakness: Girls that cry (I know, I'm a pussy)
Your Fears: STD's
Your Perfect Pizza: Pot Pie
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Not die
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fuck
Your Best Physical Feature: My left foot
Your Bedtime: Sometime at night
Your Most Missed Memory: Last Night
Pepsi or Coke: Neither (unless there's alcohol, then Tonic)
MacDonalds or Burger King: Subways
Single or Group Dates: Hell, I'd like to just get a date somehow
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Is there a difference
Chocolate or Vanilla: Neither
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Is that bad?
Do you Sing: Not very well
Do you Shower Daily: Try to
Have you Been in Love: Unfortunately yes
Do you want to go to College: I've been there once and they didnt like me
Do you want to get Married: Eventually
Do you belive in yourself: Sure, why not
Do you get Motion Sickness: I've thrown up before from being car sick, so maybe
Do you think you are Attractive: Depends
Are you a Health Freak: Most of the time
Do you get along with your Parents: I guess
Do you like Thunderstorms: If I'm inside
Do you play an Instrument: Used to
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I'm a drunk
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No...wait...no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, it's too cold
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: It was called borrowing
Ever been Drunk: Noooo.....Yeah
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: When I was 5
How do you want to Die: Having Sex
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Male Porn Star
What country would you most like to Visit: Hawaii
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue/Green
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde and Brunette
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Shorter than me
Weight: Fit
Best Clothing Style: What?
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: who knows
Number of Piercings: 5
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A lot
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My Interests

Drinking, partying, girls, hookers, prostitutes, strippers, lesbians, and scrabble.Take the quiz:
What Alcoholic drink are you

vodka
You like to party...but you dont know what your limit of drinking is.

Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

I'd like to meet:

Hmmm...I guess mostly hot chicks...if not hot then really rich who are looking to take care of me and play with my peter! (Peter is the name of my dog)
MySpace Images at MySpace ToolBox

Music:

Music is coolFilter and Crystal Method - Trip Like I Do

Add to My Profile | More VideosYour results:
You are Superman

Superman 90%
Spider-Man 80%
The Flash 70%
Green Lantern 70%
Supergirl 67%
Iron Man 65%
Wonder Woman 62%
Robin 55%
Batman 45%
Hulk 40%
Catwoman 30% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

Movies:

Does porn count? If not, then Zoolander, because there is more to life than just being really really ridiculously good looking.

Television:

Cartoons, smurfs, carebears, my little pony.
Your Porn Star Name Is...
Jason Jizzy What's Your Porn Star Name?

Books:

Coloring Books and nudie magazines
MySpace Layouts at MySpace ToolBox

Heroes:

Stifler, Zoolander, Fez from that 70's Show, and Trojan Man.

Perfect Date Dating Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ets0xkUk17Y

This guy is my ultimate hero.

My Blog

Check out this video: Charlie Brown Kwanzaa

I stole this video off of Nandez's profile which was posted by Liz. It's fucking funny as hell. Make sure you watch and listen to it. Posted By:NunyaGet this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by Ham on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 09:22:00 PST

This shit is dead on!


Posted by Ham on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 03:45:00 PST

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes

  I stole this from D Sir because it is fucking funny. Learn chinese motherfucker   Learn Chinese in 5 minutes You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense...ENGLI...
Posted by Ham on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 03:32:00 PST