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Scottie

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

My hands get red in the winter, I'm socially liberal, but financially conservative, I'm not well read but act like it anyways, I think big words are amusing, I enjoy long walks as long as I'm going somewhere, I like to work out when motivated, I enjoy my job enough to keep it, I think oil is priced fine, I like to sleep and nap at the same time, evenings are better than mornings, culture is underrated but don't flaunt it, books need to be read more, movies need to watched more, tv is good for you, but the internet is better, first dates are better than last dates, Christmas is mostly a pagan holiday and I love the commercialization of it, I voted against the anti-smoking bill in Columbus, but enjoy the benefits it created, and enjoy a good meal, and I actually read a Wikipedia entry on Hugo Chavez.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Everybody!

Music:

Oasis, Nirvana, The Beatles, The Who, Led Zeppelin, Pearl Jam, Oasis, Radiohead, The Verve, Metallica, The Cure, The Stills, Guided by Voices, Pixies, The Kinks, The Ramones, Weezer, Oasis, The Beach Boys, N.W.A., The White Stripes, The Vines, The Darkness, Guns N' Roses, Billy Joel, Elton John, Tenacious D, John Fogarty and CSR, The Rolling Stones, Queen, R.E.M., U2, Green Day, Hole, Blur, Oasis

Movies:

The Shining, The Godfather I and II, Team America, Side Ways, King Kong(1976), Patton, Star Wars, Dumb and Dumber, Ghost World, War of the Worlds, The Shawshank Redemption, The Big Lebowski, This is Spinal Tap, Best in Show, Kingpin, Animal House, Rushmore, Election, About Schmidt, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, South Park, The Untouchables, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Princess Bride, Gremlins, Godzilla, Rocky, Sunset Blvd, Metropolis

Television:

The Simpsons, Mr. Show with Bob and David, Seinfield, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Saturday Night Live (when it was good), WKRP in Cincinatti, The Andy Griffith Show, The State, Reno 911, The Dana Carvey Show, Dave Chappelle Show, ESPN Classic, College Gameday, College Football, College Basketball, SCTV, The Dana Carvey Show, The State, South Park

Books:

"Catch 22" by Joseph Heller, "War of the Worlds" by H.G. Wells, "1984" by George Orwell, "Pudd'nhead Wilson" by Mark Twain, "Catcher in the Rye" by J.D. Salinger

Heroes:

Ed Lori Sean and Kramer, David Cross, Mark Twain, Bob Odenkirk, Liam and Noel Gallagher, Steven Spielberg, Christopher Walken, Horatio Sans, Bill Murray, The Beatles, Christopher Guest, Fred Williard, Will Ferrel, Stephen Colbert, Steve Carell, Woody Hayes, Jim Tressel, Lebron James, Paul Warfield, Lance Alworth, Thurman Thomas, Tim Hardaway (killer crossover sans bigotry), World B. Free, Jack Black and Kyle Gass, Teddy Roosevelt, Abraham Lincoln, Zachary Taylor, Malcom X, John McCain, Harry Truman, Cookie Monster, Squishy!

My Blog

How do you know if your movie is awesome?

So you are going to the movies. You've read the reviews, watched the trailers, and put your ear to the buzz. But how do you know that the movie you are going to watch is going to be any good, or dar...
Posted by Scottie on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 08:22:00 PST

My Work Out Facts

Work Out Facts by Scott Wheeler1. Work out at night. Less people work out at night, so there are less distractions and less naked people in the locker-room. Always a good thing!2. Use weights firs...
Posted by Scottie on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 07:36:00 PST

Weird Shit from Japan

I took the garbage out today and there was a guy stomping out a fire on the north end of my apartment complex. I thought to myself, "now that is some weird shit". That inspired me to think of other ...
Posted by Scottie on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 09:34:00 PST

Collared Shirts

On a night when disappointment reigns, it is best to look elsewhere for new and exciting ideas. I'm not a fashion maven by any means. I dress like anybody with my mind, body, and soul would. But le...
Posted by Scottie on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 09:14:00 PST

The FedEx "Bag"

At work, I ship things all across the country. I ship to California, Hawaii, Georgia, Ohio, Florida, and even the greater Milwaukee metropolitan area. I use all types of shipping supplies, but nothi...
Posted by Scottie on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 07:59:00 PST

50th Blog! Who to thank?

Hello Blog Readers, Lurkers, and Peepers, This is the 50th blog entry I have written for the Myspace.com community.  I have had over 1500 views and I appreciate every single one.  It makes m...
Posted by Scottie on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 09:31:00 PST

I'm bored, so i did some Chuck Norris facts......

Chuck Norris lists "Ishtar" as his favorite film.  It's not due to bad taste, rather Chuck Norris is the only being capable of understanding and absorbing its genius. Chuck Norris can read my han...
Posted by Scottie on Tue, 15 May 2007 07:53:00 PST

The Scooter is Seduced by a Horny Bisexual

I recently made the slight mistake of posting my AOL Screename on Facebook.com and stating that I'm interested in men not women (I have a check mark in the right place kind of problem, which woul...
Posted by Scottie on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 04:34:00 PST

I'm Back! and Bloggier than EVER!!!!

Expletive! Expletive! Expletive!!!!! I am trying really hard to base my self esteem on something that is diretly related to my own accomplishments.  But it's just not to be.  I'm in a state ...
Posted by Scottie on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:24:00 PST

Things That Are Awesome List

Here are some things that are awesome. 1.  Mr. Perfect getting upper cutted by another wrestler and flipping many many times in the air and falling awkwardly.  He has to be the most coordina...
Posted by Scottie on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 09:45:00 PST