My name is Mark, my AIM is Marekking06, so hit me up! I'm a happy go lucky adrenaline junkie who just cant say no. I also like to make fun of retarded people, kill animals for no apparent reason, cus at old people, make counterfeit money and go to strip clubs. I like to drop acid and go skiing, jumping off bridges into water, wrecking rental cars( Ive totaled two and got away with it successfully), and a good pair of slacks. I also enjoy a good barfight, or if thats not poppin off, I like to go outside and find two bums to fight over $20 or a meal. I like proving people wrong and knowing everything. I like to volunteer at the local homeless shelter( to find good contestants for bumfights). I like to throw my old shoes over a power line near my house, to let the hustlers know that its ma turf mathafucka! I like to wear a plain black T-shirt that is 3 times my size cuz you cant see ma gat as well or some shit. I like to launch fruit out of my water-balloon slingshot and read about it in the newspaper. I like streaking on a nice night. I like to get roofied at a bar and get taken advantage of. I like sex on the beach. I like carjacking unsuspecting drivers during morning rush-hour. I like beating italians in bocci ball and black people in basketball. I like to cut peoples legs off and count the rings inside to see how old they are. I like to feed expensive tropical fish to the pirahhnas when Im at the pet store. I like to eat food while shopping at the grocery store. I like to dress up in a bear suit to scare campers and to mate with female bear-ettes. I'm a vigilante-for-hire on weekends (ask about our cheap rates!). I like going into a crowded area, yelling,"He's got a gun!!!", and then popping a balloon under my arm. I like "pretending" to drown in the ocean so I can make-out with the hot life-guards. Many of these things are true, many of them are not. Can YOU tell which ones they are?????????HAHAHAH
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