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Kinky_Winks

The kinky, flirtacious alternative to the average Joe ;)

About Me

What can I say? I'm the private-school educated, muscle-bound (so I think) romantic who is a loveable rogue; a jack-the-lad according to some sources, but overall you'd melt in my arms with my added touch of panache and dancefloor skills to blow you away (or make you explode with laughter!?)Content from Coshed.com - Myspace Layouts

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My Interests

Well definately not Subaru imprezzas, Burberry caps or so-called rude-boi accents....i'll leave that up to you lot in Crawley! Most definately interested in art, in particular post-modernist art i.e. Stuckism (have you seen the crap of the Modernists in particular the Brit art pack e.g Damian 'the Turd' Hurst?), sports (Football, Rugby, Boxing and athletics), clubbing (although my dancing days are very few and far between), fashion (must look fine and dandy now), music (in particular R'N'B, Hip hop, bashment, alternative rock and love songs a.k.a slow jams) and last but not least kinky activities ;) i'll let you go and figure that one out! And not forgetting winding down the hours on my brill PSP (pimping it and assasinating rival gangs ;) Content from Coshed.com - Myspace Layouts

I'd like to meet:

E.T...did you really go home (no he's actually Jeff Brazier (yes he does look like E.T..essex chav boy and Jade Goody's 'conquest'..yes it was for the money and erm fame)???? And of course Salman Rushdie...gotta check his hideout and ask him what his missus sees in him lol and Kerry Katona...to fit a plug in her nose and slap her for misleading the public with those silly Iceland adverts, when in fact she's a coke head who abandons her two children for a line of white powder...how pathetic! And Ken Livingston...to slap some sense into him over charging ridiculous prices for student fares in the London Underground....and not forgetting George Bush Jnr...and his Christian supremacy cult (well why did you think he is sooooo anti-islam? An extension of the KKK perhaps?)OHHHH and not forgetting Barry from Belfast...if only to bitch slap him about that naff attempt at singing and those rip off mortgage rates!!! And to those convinced that England are a major footballing force..nah!P.S Barry Scott of Cilit Bang..i'm gonna av ya if you keep showing up on screen...that rubbish does not work! .. Content from Coshed.com - Myspace Layouts ..!

Music:

Beejeesus....well the group I have been mostly hearing is music of R'N'B. Hip-hop, Bashment, Alternative Rock and love songs...nice mixture to a mixed up man like moi lol I'm the easy listening kinda guy who can grind to some Sean Paul or head bop to some Greenday and not forgetting the brill LOSTPROPHETS!. The MP3 player was downgraded for my lurvely IPOD, and is a permanent fixture on my travels around London, so I'm the annoying gimp humming away in the rush-hour mornings on either the Piccadilly, Northern or Jubilee Lines, and most recently East Croydon haha! Content from Coshed.com - Myspace Layouts

Movies:

Action film orientated so here we go.....Kill Bill Volumes 1 and 2; Pulp Fiction; Sin City, Godfather Trilogy, Star Wars Trilogy, Alien Trilogy (although I'm aware of the last Alien film....which was pants!), Scarface, Batman Begins, Goonies, Ghostbusters, Jurassic Park, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, phew my head hurts!!!! (and no thats not a film)


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Television:

It was Little Britain but Catherine Tate show generates the laughter as well as the Mighty Boosh (get the live version on DVD), but nothing can beat the Simpsons (woohoo!!!) and Football Icon has caught the imagination too. Was a fan of Judge John Deed before it got pulled off the air by our brilliant Labour Govt. for being too close for comfort (they said it was too P.C lol), and do watch the soaps (Coronation St and Eastenders) sometimes. Mostly it's MTV Base, or Sky Sports News...but don't really stay indoors much to watch programmes on the TV... width="425" height="350" ..

Books:

Found Freakonomics a cracking read..don't ask why, I';m into all that analytical bullshit!.. width="425" height="350" ..

Heroes:

Well my sporting heroes are Rivaldo (great Brazilian footballer and greatest left-footer of all time!), Michael Johnson (brilliant running technique and undefeated world record in the 200 and 400metres...a true legend of athletics) and Tim Horan (who the f*ck you maybe thinking, but he is the greatest rugby union player by far, having won two rugby world cups and being the creative catalyst in two successful Wallabies sides). My favourites painter has to be Robert Rauschenberg, an artistic genius overshadowed by the likes of Jackson Pollack and fellow Pop artists! But to be honest there aren't many heroes around, seeing as the only hero is the one inside you.


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My Blog

Mum watched the shower scene!!!

Well hope you all have had a quality night,..because silly bollocks here has spent a night squirming...just channel hopping when I thought "Ohhhh (in a homeresque tone) 40yr old Virgin is on...migh...
Posted by Kinky_Winks on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 03:27:00 PST

A lil Bit about me

Well there's no point accessing my profile if you're not going to know a little bit about me...first of all I don't bite..well exceptions granted hehe and I do make a cracking fry-up (ask around). But...
Posted by Kinky_Winks on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 05:54:00 PST

In Mauritius at the mo...and loving the beach and attractions ;)

Just to let you know I've been in Mauritius for 5 days, in which I've already experienced car breakdowns near  a Sugar Cane field (not good if you're Western..the mosquitos love you trust me ), c...
Posted by Kinky_Winks on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 12:58:00 PST

I'M OFF TO MAURITIUS FROM 2MORROW, C U IN 2 WEEKS!

HEY EVERYBODY (SORRY FOR SOUND SO DR NICK) IF YOU DON'T GET A REPLY ASAP THATS BECAUSE FROM 2MORROW I'M FLYING OFF TO MAURITIUS FOR 2 WEEKS. IF YOU DON'T HEAR A REPLY FROM ME IN A LONG LONG TIME THEN ...
Posted by Kinky_Winks on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 04:53:00 PST

England football team...as professional as Gazza's drinking habits!

Yep i've come for a moan...please do accept my apologies but I couldn't help but agree with Guillem Balague's analysis on the England team's attitude in the World Cup, comparing them and the successfu...
Posted by Kinky_Winks on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 05:35:00 PST

Michael Lynch...what a voice! Katie Nash too...cracker!

JUst have to say it makes me sad when I have to put up with the contrived pop shit being shovelled out by Girl's Aloud and other manufactured rejects..thank god Smash Hits is dead...just need to whack...
Posted by Kinky_Winks on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 05:27:00 PST