Brian Nelson Is Also A One-Eyed Fuck Monkey (J. Michael Straczynski, Too) |
Part 1 - Hard Candy
Best/Worst Line of Dialogue: "Jeff, playtime is over. Now it’s time to wake up." - Spoken by Hayley Stark who, apparently, plays games in her sleep.
Hard Candy is a provocati...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 17:42:00 GMT |
Bodies |
"Fuck this and fuck that.Fuck it all and fuck her fucking brat...I don't want a baby who looks like that."
-The Sex Pistols "Bodies"
Death isn't the end of the world.
It is common knowledge that wh...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 11:07:00 GMT |
Horses in the City |
"everybodys out there without metheyre not even talking about meflying out of the cityand they dont even miss me
but theres nothing i can doto prove that i still love youand i think i hear my friends ...
Posted by on Wed, 17 May 2006 18:57:00 GMT |
Leavity |
What kind of Jewish holiday forbids bagels?
It doesn't make any sense.
Happy Pesach, everyone.
Posted by on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 16:47:00 GMT |
S7ven |
I've been thinking about the seven deadly sins lately. I've always thought that the concept of the "sins" was a bit ridiculous. My most salient argument was that they weren't, technically speaking, si...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 11:01:00 GMT |
A Comedy of Eros |
Those of you who attend the In The Flesh Reading Series may have recently seen me seen me there reading a short story. For those of you who missed it, someone was there to videotape it.
WARNING: One o...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 09:54:00 GMT |
Invaluable |
I hate sounding like a sectarian liberal. I hate buying into dogma and I am well aware that there are many stupid, unscrupulous, insane, and extremist liberals. I really think that there is room for i...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 21:23:00 GMT |
I Love You, Mr. Serling |
"I shall file that idiotic question in my memorabilia to be referred to on some future date when I write my memoirs. You, my friend, will fill one entire chapter entitled 'The Most Forgettable Person ...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 08:54:00 GMT |
'06, '06, '06 |
"Normally I'd be knee-deep in champagne.I'd kick my heels up until neighbors complain.It's a glamorous evening for most.Normally I'd be upstaging the host,But not this year
Because I'm here, the party...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 23:26:00 GMT |
Christmas Special |
Christmas is almost over, meaning I won't have the opportunity to perform The Sydney T. Bernstein's One-Man Show and One-Man Tell Christmas Special until next year, but I'm quite fond of it, so I thou...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Dec 2005 19:01:00 GMT |
