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Baron Von Eric

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About Me

I live with nine tigers on a wildlife reservation. One, who is named Harold, believes his lineage can be traced back to the sun-god. Therefore I worship Harold. In my free time, I like to stare at trains and get denied for bank loans. My favorite food is mustard packets and celery. My personality is like a cyborg panda; i'm fluffy with laser guns. All in all, i'm a rather boring person.MySpace Profile Help!

My Interests

i am currently enrapt in finding the lost temple of Ghandra. It has consumed my life for the past four hundred years.

I'd like to meet:

Burt Reynolds of the 70's, because I want to know what it is like having a rocking mustache.

Music:

I like the sounds of sweepers and lawnmowers. I'm currently forming a band that incorporates both. I'm calling it Sweepmower - the sound of eternal bliss.

Movies:

My favorite movie is Charles in Charge the movie. It stars Christopher Walken and Bruce Campbell. The plot is as follows; Charles (Christopher Walken) is babysitting when all of a sudden he is attacked by zombies sent from mother russia. He then realizes he needs help. So his partner (Bruce Campbell) decide to build a time machine and recruit napoleon to counter the zombie russians. It's a good action flick with hilarious consequences. Unfortunately this movie does not exist.

Television:

I'm a huge fan of info-mercials. Although I still can't figure out the difference between the magic bullet and a blender. When I called, they also had a hard time explaining it. And when I asked why they named their product after a dildo, they promptly hung up.

Books:

I read nutritional facts on food items and household products. I also enjoy reading other people's mail and tombstones.

Heroes:

Heroes to me are men in tights. It's really not my thing.

My Blog

waiting

15 refills for grotesque obesity, when i just gave soup recently, and do they have the decency to leave a tip to go home peacefully. No. I run the soles off my tennies, i never worked so hard for thre...
Posted by Baron Von Eric on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 04:19:00 PST

Rutger Hauer theory of movie dating

Rutger Hauer made his appearance in american cinema 1980 in a film called nightstalkers. Thus began what we shall call the Rutger Hauer era. Every movie made before this time is then thrown in the cat...
Posted by Baron Von Eric on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 06:38:00 PST

The Fallacy of Miscellaneous Meat

I tampered with a corndog, And found it to be the key to the universe. I was astounded to find out, That such a food item, Is, in fact, an omnipotent being. Which made me think. Do all corndogs have t...
Posted by Baron Von Eric on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 01:38:00 PST