MySpace Stadium |
it would be weird if MySpace sponsored a sports stadium. The Mets v. the Brewers at MySpace.com stadium.
this is going nowhere... but that's okay because nobody is looking anyway, you nasty boy....
Posted by matt on Thu, 10 May 2007 07:20:00 PST |
sorry that i lied to you. |
I never had dark chocolate m&ms. but, that was not the impression i gave to the old man behind me on line at walbaum's tonight. i saw him eyeing the peanut m&ms i had just picked u...
Posted by matt on Mon, 07 May 2007 08:47:00 PST |
where have all the children gone? |
well not near my myspace page, that's for sure. can i joke about this stuff?
what's with this guy tom? does he think he owes this place?
je suis fatigue. je m'appelle matt. je ...
Posted by matt on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 04:50:00 PST |
my penis sexually offends me |
it is always trying to get me to do kinky things... sometimes, it wakes me up when i am sleeping.
Posted by matt on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 08:02:00 PST |
what is a question. what came before was a statement. |
1) where do you keep your pajamas?
2) what is the name of your most precious?
3) what is that game we used to play where i would dress up like peter pan and you would dress up like wendy and we put g...
Posted by matt on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 09:32:00 PST |
places I would rather not be shot |
(excerpt from friendster blog)
if you have to shoot me, i would prefer it if you didn't shoot me in the knee. it is just one of those things.
other places i would prefer to not be shot in...
Posted by matt on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 08:54:00 PST |
Exit from Myspace's Vagina |
I am all wet and sticky. Meanwhile, my virtual mother made a mess of my computer area.
Posted by matt on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 10:23:00 PST |
