C-Monkey

"I am not a fan of self-proclamation however; here is a self explanation. I have endured things that make a Stephen king novel seem like a children’s story. However; the residual effects are merely attributes to my character, they do not define or implore me. Fear is an emotion that I have grown immune to in my pursuit of happiness. Intuition is a part of my shadow, from bad company and shady individuals I digress. I do not believe in luck, I believe in faith and rather fancy fate. I am an advocate for equality and do not tolerate hate. “Treat others how you would like to be treated,” is a philosophy I believe and firmly abide by. I am not one to pass judgment or question why. I am a straight shooter and a square dealer, my word is as good as any contract. I am a calm and collective person, but if opposition threatens I will react. I may be bent but I am not broken. Many say I am quiet, shy, and soft spoken. However, I have a voice and engage it in meaningful conversation. I am neither a pessimist nor an optimist; I prepare for the worst and hope for the best in a situation. I say what I mean and mean what I say. I stand my own ground come what may. I am not prejudice, but liars and thieves disgust me. I have zero tolerance for the disgruntled and dishonesty. I have learned that life is a double edge sword. I have compassion for humanity and try and throw my arms around the world. I do not hold animosity towards my trespassers, in the end it’s just lessons learned. My trust is not given freely, rather earned. I am quick to forgive but slow to forget. Patience is a virtue I have not obtained yet. A simple person mostly, I become complicated when messed with. I admit when I am wrong and have never pleaded the fifth. I work to live, I do not live to work and I am not lazy. I have a deep appreciation for aesthetics, sunrise and sunsets amaze me I am easily amused and have a great sense of humor. I do not care what people think but I loathe wicked words and rumor. There is a stubborn streak in me; I am determined and have a strong will. I have a big heart, a giving spirit, and a desire to help others I often fulfill. I am a loyal companion on many levels and I would willingly take a bullet for those I love. I am not the confrontational type, but I will not hesitate to call one out. I am open minded but I cannot understand senseless ignorance or comp rend what it is about. I have my share of faults but I strive to be the best I can be. I am among the growing ups, and nurture the kid in me. I am not cocky but confident. I have self esteem but I am not arrogant. Some of my best friends are furry and have four legs. Others are rather fluid and come in bottles and kegs. I have made a meal out of condiments, I put ketchup on my ketchup, and I like the way skunks smell. I think spirits do exist and believe there is a heaven and a hell. I am not a bastard child, but all my sperm donor gave me was a name. If he was on fire I would not piss on him to put him out; he’s dead to me just the same. Well that sums me up in a nutshell. If further inquiry is required, do ask and I will tell." "