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FERRERI

www.myspace.com/thearchivermusic

About Me

Im obsessed with vintage tshirts, modern furniture, Moms Home Apple Crisp Glade candles, and Guitar Hero. Im a very artistic person who loves to paint and be creative when it comes to destroying my house to "modernize" it.(if thats even a real word) I watch WAY too many movies and will challenge ANYONE at a game of Scene It Movie Edition(with the exception of Angie Mcgee who kicked my ass numerous times only because it was her game. Cheater!) : ) I drive a the biggest P.O.S you will ever see but thankfully I have a car (due to my continual bad luck recently.) I constantly irritate my elderly neighbors with my guitar cranked to melt their faces off with my Pop Rock (Yes, Pop Rock. Metal is for losers.) Myspace says that im 66% female. I shower with this amazing manderin grapefruit body wash and lather that pouf of mine every morning. I flat iron my hair(correction: used to flat iron my hair when I had it) and wear womens pants. I prefer the double ply Charmin toilet paper as opposed to single ply. I have flowers on my paded toliet seat cover. Im a very "straight" foward person. (The quotations were for the people who seem to have me confused.) I HATE being lied to. Let me say this again...I HATE BEING LIED TO. Lately people think this doent apply to them. Id rather you be up front and honest on how I suck rather than blow smoke up my ass. I have ZERO time for drama and any friend that likes to consistently dish it, gets the boot! Im very easy going and find that I piss a lot of people off because my reactions are unorthodox and laid back. I love a person with a great sense of humor and when I mean great, a person who is sarcastic, talks back(in a good way) and doesnt take offense to meaningless words exchanged in a heated battle of witts and spontinaiety. I also love run-on sentences. Yes, im very attracted to older women such as cute moms so the rumors are true. I blame my upbringing for that one. After watching The Rachel Zoe Project though, I realized that I HATE HIGH STRUNG WOMEN. I want a women who is laid back and knows how to relax and have fun. I want to punch her assistant Taylor in the face. What a bitch!!!! Im a very new age type person. I dont like old school music, clothes(with the exception of tshirts) and I HATE THE BEATLES!!!!!!!! Im not saying they're not talented because we all know they forged rock music. Thats me in a nut shell.
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My Interests

I love modern furniture, futuristic movies and cars. I think I should have been born a few decades ahead. Im very laid back, hardly ever stress, joke constantly, and tired always. I love a woman who has a great sense of fashion, humor, nice and naughty, understands music and is willing to support me in my musical dreams. I come across as shy first until you get to know me.

I'd like to meet:

Your mom mainly. Please dont think im weird. Sometimes you're just born with it.On a serious note, I would like to meet Jim Carrey, the black Michael Jackson, and 2 of the sexiest adult film stars Presley Maddox and Tory Lane.

Music:

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Books:

I wish I had an attention span longer than two minutes when it comes to reading. I dislike books unfortunately. Maybe thats why I did poorly in school! :) Constantly air drumming.

Heroes:

Previous girlfriends for kicking me in the ass which pushed me to pursue my dreams in music. People that proved me right and saved me the anguish, disapointment, and further waste of my time. People that play music because they love music, not because they want the fame, lifestyle and wealth that may come along with it.

My Blog

Ferreri is on MTVs show " Man and Wife" Ep 9 / Getting Advice From Others

As an audience member! :)  My friends Brian and Jesse were co-hosting the show and it was a show indeed... It's like Loveline with an urban twist.  It was interesting to say the least b...
Posted by FERRERI on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 09:10:00 PST

A Cowboy's Born With A Broken Heart - Boy Howdy Music Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21odt0IJqEk 1 CMT Video from acclaimed country group/Curb recording artist Boy Howdy (Cary Park, Larry Park, Jeff Steele, and Hugh Wright) Wow! Apparently my sister was ...
Posted by FERRERI on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 09:32:00 PST

Kanye West: The biggest joke in music

Im sitting here perusing the internet and Yahoo has a section today on Kanye's 10 most shocking moments of his career.  As I am reading backwards from 10, I get more angered by what I am seeing.  Here...
Posted by FERRERI on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 09:30:00 PST

Rory OFarrell: The Friend. The Idiot

If you know Rory, then you know how Rory drives... So, its no secret that I dont like motorcycles. I am also very vocal about my dislike of Rory having one knowing how careless he can be while dr...
Posted by FERRERI on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 09:04:00 PST

Google Maps: The Way of the Stalker

I know this has been out for a while but I was first introduced to it the other night. SCARY STUFF!  I looked at my house and my car as if I was standing right next to it. Then to top it off...
Posted by FERRERI on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 02:07:00 PST

The Power of Music and Lyrics

My friends Safetysuit just released their first album this past Tuesday and I havent been able to take it out of my player. Specifically one song called "Find A Way" has been on repeat for two days no...
Posted by FERRERI on Thu, 15 May 2008 10:45:00 PST

I got profiled...AMAZING!

Let me paint the picture for you... My friend and I are coming back from a movie late last night. On the way back and just streets down from my house, we get pulled over by a brand new Nissan undercov...
Posted by FERRERI on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 02:38:00 PST

"Lonely Friday" makes LIPA compilation cd

I wrote this song with Alyssa Bonagura several years ago and she just informed me that the lead singer of the band Travis has selected this song to be on the new LIPA (Liverpool Institute for Per...
Posted by FERRERI on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 03:30:00 PST

Flash Ferreri R.I.P 2/09/07

http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p128/jonathanferreri/Fami ly%20Pictures/FLASH.jpg Well, anyone who has a pet knows "that" day will surely come. Flash is my dog and has been for 17 years. Probably on...
Posted by FERRERI on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 08:01:00 PST

Ever had a practical joke as a Christmas present?

SOOOOO Rory thought it would be funny to give me a Christmas present consisting of gay porn all over my car. What a great guy!!!! So im on my way to work the other morning and I go outside to my door ...
Posted by FERRERI on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 06:53:00 PST