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What better way to learn about your ruthless leader, Cobra Commander, than Cobra Command Cobra Facts! This is constantly updated, so learn more about your fearless leader every day!
Cobra Commander currently resides in Kemo City
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Cobra Commander likes to crush little children's dreams.
Cobra Commander likes orange crush fruit drink.
Cobra Commander ordered Pizza once. The Pizza was cold, and thus, the delivery man was dealt with.
Cobra Commander doesn't like Pizza.
cobra Commander likes produce.
Cobra Commander likes to use produce as weapon.
Cobra Commander's favourite car is the Delorean.
Cobra Command's payroll is more than that of the NY Yankess, Boston Red Sox & Manchester United combined.
Cobra Commander prefers cats to dogs
Commander Commander prefers snakes to cats
Cobra Commander prefers followers over "friends".
Cobra Commander prefers minions over followers.
Cobra Commander is ruthless
Cobra Commander has never watched TV
Cobra Commander enjoys looking battles on the desert
Cobra Commander loves Destro
Cobra Commander is a mastermind.
Cobra Commander still seeks global domination.
Cobra Commander likes snakes.
Cobra Commander does not remove his mask on the first date.
Cobra Commander likes rock music.
Cobra Commander is NOT Kane.
Cobra Commander thinks that rap music is almost as bad as those GI Joes.
Cobra Commander did not save money on his car insurance.
Cobra Commander doesn't understand the concept of trains.
Cobra Commander doesn't feel sorry for Brady.
Cobra Commander is a former WWWWF Champion.
Cobra Commander enjoys a nice Saturday afternoon with a little torture and destruction.
Unless you've been living under a rock all your life, you already know that I am COBRA COMMANDER, Founder and Leader of Cobra Command! And our goal is NOTHING SHORT of world domination!

Join the fastest growing force in all of the universe! Join Cobra! Together, we will rid the world of inferiors like OJ Simpson, Larry Flint and David Hasselhoff!

My Interests

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Minions like YOU! Together we can save this Earth from the corrupt, assinine and incompetent presidents, popes and prime ministers of the world!

My Blog

Exclusive Interview With American VP Candidate Sarah Palin w/ Cobras Charlie Gipsun

My minions of Cobra! Certainly this lady is NO FIT to be Vice President...or Vice ANYTHING! She's not qualified to be a Vice lawnmower, Vice tree, Vice Sweeper, or a Viceroy or Vice Versa! There ...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 13:13:00 GMT

Cobra - Yes We Shall!

Let's not loose the goverment to the evil two headed monster ...the McCain-Palin! Instead, look to COBRA to save you! We shall save you! We shall save your children...and your childrens' chi...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 02:46:00 GMT