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About Me

I MISS MY FUCKING DOG.
I bleed crown royal
I see broke ass hoes.
I work a shit job, for shit pay.
I like to hang out in the SOUTH Philly Ghetto with Skeet.
I watch a lot of porn.
I talk with a "hick-cent."
I am very loud, sarcastic, obnoxious at times, and opinionated.
but I always tell the truth.
I am random and say things at the wrong time.
I love my friends (the ones that are true and you could look up friend in the dictionary and their pic would be there... those ones) and would seriously do anything for them.
I enjoy getting dressed up for no special reason.
I learn something new every day.
I like discussing politics.
I am amused that someone threw a grenade at President Bush.
I enjoy making out.
I like World War II.
I am in love with love.
I read books and live by Cosmo.
I like dancing to 80s music.
I know all the words to "Just Friends."
Audrey Hepburn is my favorite actress of all time.
I want to go on a road trip with my favorite people.
I used to own two race horses.
I admit that I swim in the Atlantic Ocean.
I have an illegitamate love child. With a black woman.
I am fascinated by people.
I have about 20 different names that people call me.
I answer to all of them.
I enjoy taking bubble baths.
I love shoes.
I like when things go on sale.
Especially shoes.
My favorite two words in the dictionary are insipid and clearance.
I am going to own a pet duck and name him Herman.
I like getting shitty and partying.
I drink at bars by myself.
I attended the bartender olympics.
I stay friends with most of my exes.
I think that's really stupid.
the water is still because the water runs deep.
a coward dies a thousand times. a hero dies once.
the world is so cold an deceivin, that I keep my head up like my nose is bleedin
an obstacle is something you only see when you take your eyes off your goals.
I hate crumbs in the butter, having no toilet paper, fords, the fact that I never have any money it seems, hickeys, my job, the shit talking that goes on at my job, when I can't find clothes to wear, the word "norm," lies, liars, being hungry, deception, crummy music, headaches and greediness.And probably you.....

My Interests

Just Friends, Darla, Alana-Neve, hams, music, shows, jimmy buffet concerts, las vegas, dancin, my car, dancing in my car, ralph lauren regent metallics paint, diners, parties, drinking, 40s, champing milds, vanilla dutches, hearing gun shots in camden, m+fg, pints of jack daniel's & crown royal, frozen margaritas, leaving scenes of accidents, old city, trippy ice cream shoppes IN old city, white trash wednesdays, dive bars, fantasy football, the cincinnati bengals, sleeping, rumors, scars, stitches, broken noses, black eyes, talking shit, marlboro lights, zippos, shady apts in south philly, west philly, the el train at 60th and market, city hall, ice cream cake, randomness, rubber bands, BFF, love, crushes, piercings, tattoos, hotels, summer, cosmetics dept, BOSCOVS, calling out of boscovs, the smokers bench with my crew(s), vitamin water, vegetarianism, wendy's cheese fries, mozarella cheese, string cheese, cheese in general, PBR, the rain, losing weight, sneakers, the color blue, fashion, cosmo (my bible), buying things I don't need, cute shoes, turquoise eyeshadow, big hair, THE rittenhouse and RHP, veto, missing watson, knuckles, brass knuckles, knuckles of fury, atlantic city, trump plaza, bally's, big and/or white sunglasses, english guys, pig roasts, and drama . . .

I'd like to meet:

probaby not you. but, audrey hepburn if she were alive and the man who invented sliced bread. fucker.

Music:

I'm talkin bout bricks a yayo, halves an quarters, four an a halves an halves. you do the math.

Movies:

breakfast club, pretty in pink, 16 candles, about last night, tons of 80s movies, breakfast at tiffany's, roman holiday, my fair lady, wait until dark, funny face, boondock saints, secretary, hostage, A LOT LIKE LOVE, the upside of anger, saved!, silence of the lambs, hannibal, animal house, the forgotten, oceans 11+12, uptown girls, rocky horror picture show, big daddy, ridgemont high, super troopers, scarface, blow, and porn. tons of porn.

Television:

sex and the city, friends, law & order and SVU, the simpsons, roseanne, family guy, family feud

Books:

how to make love like a porn star, inside the crips, anything james patterson, jeffrey deaver, gena showalter, truman capote, & the clan of the cave bear series...

Heroes:

Dusty Dinkleman
John Belushi

the cincinnati bengals

My Blog

what was there before...

I MISS MY FUCKING DOGI bleed crown royalI see broke ass hoes.I work a shit job, for shit pay.I like to hang out in the SOUTH Philly Ghetto with Skeet.I watch a lot of porn.I talk with a "hick-cent."I ...
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