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THE JON

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About Me


Well yeah my name is Jon and I'm an offical legend.
If you want to know more about moi just write 2 me, I don't care who you are lol. I'm happy 2 chat!
If you asked me what I wanted to do in the future I would probably shrug my shoulders and say "I don't know" but I know exactly what I want 2 be doing. In 5 years time (by my 25th Birthday) I want to be a well known face on the British comedy scene doing stand-up, comedy acting in TV shows and films and writing for comedy.
My real ambition in life is to be part of a Simon Pegg/Nick Frost/Edgar Wright movie as I think they are all fuckin genesis'!
By the way I'm not 2 gd at this html stuff so if I've done anything that looks odd then whatever!!!
LIKES:
Cheese, My dogs, Lamps (i love lamp!), movies, basketball, badminton, pasta, BEER!!!, shooting some pool, TV, Ford Mustangs, rock/punk/indie music, writing, stand up comedy
MICHELLE RYAN
Anna Faris
Drew Barrymore
DISLIKES:
People that won't shut the fuck up about pointless stuff, reality TV, boredom, college was crap, old films and horror films, public transport because I can't fit! (I'm not a fatty, its cause i'm really tall, 6ft 4 2 be exact. So yeah I is big!), not being able to drive, Rudeboys and Londoners, France, french people, being fucking stupid and Amy Winhouse for being so ugly.
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My Interests

I like 2 get drunk (its an interest), seeing friends, watchin TV, going out, listening 2 music, playin basketball, writing and other stuff, can't be asked to write it all down.
As you can c my life is so exciting. Yep....so cool...

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I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet my all time hero Lee Evans cause he is a fookin' legend and my insperation!!! .. ..
Bill Bailey .. ..
Lee Mack (THIS IS A MUST WATCH!!! GREATNESS!!!) .. ..

Music:

Daughtry - Over You

Madina Lake - House of Cards

I love my music and rock is awesome. I listen to pretty much mainstream stuff, popular rock (thats' not pop rock!) I don't listen to real heavy stuff like Slipknot and Mudvayne, they hurt my fragile ears! Here's what I like:
Daughtry
U2
Fall Out Boy
Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Jimmy Eat World
Lostprophets
The Killers
All American Rejects
Nickelback
Snow Patrol
Oasis
Sugarcult
Madina Lake
Razorlight
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Panic! At the disco
The Academy Is
Boys Like Girls
Alter Bridge
Mercy Drive
The Fray
The Automatic
Three Days Grace
Q.O.T.S.A
Puddle of Mudd
Blink 182
Kid Rock
Kaiser Chiefs
Linkin Park
Feeder
Weezer
Limp Bizkit
Staind
Breaking Benjamin
Gorillaz
Taking Back Sunday
3 Doors Down
Good Charlotte
Foo Fighters
The Offspring
Ash
The Feeling
Sum 41
The Used
Pink
The Ataris
Franz Ferdinand
Bon Jovi
Bloodhound Gang
Fightstar
Jimi Hendrix
Switchfoot
Saliva
P.O.D
Maroon 5
Guns N Roses
Yellowcard

Movies:


Its not really a movie but Lee Evans stand-up kicks bum
Sin City (my fav!)
Hot Fuzz
Borat
Talladega Nights
Ocean's Eleven
Snatch
Football Factory
The Italian Job
Eurotrip
Matrix Trilogy
Saw 1+2
Gone in 60 Seconds
Face Off
Pirates of the Caribbean 1+2
Dreamcatcher
Serenity
Shaun of the Dead
Monsters Inc
Dodgeball
Rush Hour 1 +2
Fifth Element
Welcome to the Jungle
Team America (FUCK YEAH!)
Little Nicky
Anchorman
All The Scary Movie Films
40 year old virgin
Mission Impossible 1,2+3
War of the Worlds
Monty Python's The Holy Grail
Zoolander
Bruce Almighty

Television:

Family Guy (best thing on telly ever)
American Dad
Roman's Empire
Lost
Little Britain
The Mighty Boosh
That Mitchell and Webb Look
The IT Crowd
Just Shoot Me
My Name is Earl
Supernatural
Arrested Development
Friends
Top Gear

This is probably the most craziest and best moments in Top Gear histroy. Jeremy, Richard and James roll into Alabama on a road trip. Simple Enough, however the slogans written on thier cars gets them in alot of shit. You'll actually start to get scared for them when they pull up at a petrol station.
Do you love it Jay?
Yeah he loves it!



Books:

Some autobiographies
The Kama Sutra
Wheres Wally
Magazines like The Sun

Heroes:


LEE EVANS
Simon Pegg and Nick Frost
Seth MacFarlane for creating Family Guy and American Dad

My Blog

I HATE BLOGS.

I HATE BLOGS. I HATE BLOGGING. I HATE WRITING ANYTHING BLOG RELATED. I HATE JAMES VAN DER BEEK. WAIT! THIS ISN'T ABOUT JAMES VAN DER BEEK!? IT'S NEVER ABOUT JAMES VAN DER BEEK!!!  ...
Posted by THE JON on Thu, 03 May 2007 04:11:00 PST