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About Me





taijinkyofusho
i put the "damn!" in "damaged goods".

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For all my shortcomings and insecurities, I still know I have what she needs and he wishes he had.

The Johari is a collection of positive traits, while the Nohari is a collection of negative traits.Pick the five or six words from the list that you feel best describe me.
Do my Johari window.Or do my Nohari window.

My Interests


Mayhem

I'd like to meet:


I'd like to meet a woman who can handle me but doesn't completely outclass me.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge Kubla Khan --In Xanadu did Kubla Khan A stately pleasure-dome decree : Where Alph, the sacred river, ran Through caverns measureless to manDown to a sunless sea.So twice five miles of fertile ground With walls and towers were girdled round : And there were gardens bright with sinuous rills, Where blossomed many an incense-bearing tree ; And here were forests ancient as the hills, Enfolding sunny spots of greenery. But oh ! that deep romantic chasm which slanted Down the green hill athwart a cedarn cover ! A savage place ! as holy and enchanted As e'er beneath a waning moon was haunted By woman wailing for her demon-lover ! And from this chasm, with ceaseless turmoil seething, As if this earth in fast thick pants were breathing, A mighty fountain momently was forced : Amid whose swift half-intermitted burst Huge fragments vaulted like rebounding hail, Or chaffy grain beneath the thresher's flail : And 'mid these dancing rocks at once and ever It flung up momently the sacred river. Five miles meandering with a mazy motion Through wood and dale the sacred river ran, Then reached the caverns measureless to man, And sank in tumult to a lifeless ocean : And 'mid this tumult Kubla heard from far Ancestral voices prophesying war !The shadow of the dome of pleasure Floated midway on the waves ; Where was heard the mingled measure From the fountain and the caves.It was a miracle of rare device, A sunny pleasure-dome with caves of ice ! A damsel with a dulcimer In a vision once I saw : It was an Abyssinian maid, And on her dulcimer she played, Singing of Mount Abora. Could I revive within me Her symphony and song, To such a deep delight 'twould win me,That with music loud and long, I would build that dome in air, That sunny dome ! those caves of ice ! And all who heard should see them there, And all should cry, Beware ! Beware ! His flashing eyes, his floating hair ! Weave a circle round him thrice, And close your eyes with holy dread, For he on honey-dew hath fed, And drunk the milk of Paradise.
Quotes

He tells me a story about a girl he knows in Kentucky
He just made that story up, there ain't no girl like that
- Mellencamp
No we can't dance together
No we can't talk at all
- Steely Dan
No machine can give the kind of stimulation
Needed to remove his inner block
- The Who
Crazy I know, places I go
Make me feel so tired
- The Sundays
Waiting-always hesitating-for that perfect day-that day was yesterday
And the more you're gonna wait-the more of a chance that it will be too late
- Mike Muir
Boo fuckin hoo you're not the only one whose live's a piece of shit
And yet miraculously somehow we all seem to deal with it
Did anybody think that you would really seriously slit your wrists
In fact I think that everybody thinks you're seriously full of shit
- Little Jimmy Urine
Everyone's blessed with one special thing. I want you to know I plan on being a star. A big, bright shining star. That's what I want. That's what I'm going to get.
- Eddie Adams
In that moment I "clicked". I became what Tyler wanted. I was his limb, his appendage -- an extension of his will, nothing more. And he knew it. I could feel him knowing it.
- Jack
I'm a million different things
And not one you know
- Brian Warner
Hand me the keys, you fucking cocksucker.
- suspects one through five
Just because you're hung like a moose doesn't mean you have to do porn.
- Harold... or was it Kumar?
You don't want to get mixed up with me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel. So long, Dot.
- Pee-wee Herman
I think the point is to make us despair. To see ourselves as... animal and ugly. To make us reject the possibility that God could love us.
- Father Lankester Merrin
I know about the dark tunnel you can fall into. Something similar happened to me; made me want to disappear from the world. Because of that, maybe I can help you.
- Special Agent Dale Cooper
You make experiment, you try to teach a lesson and then take a stand. A fake handshake don't make no man.
- Rasputina
It makes me vulnerable, I hate this disease. I shake like an incurable, God help me please.
- Gordon Matthew Thomas Sumner (Sting)
If you don't see an older tree nearby a new cactus, you can forget it. It ain't gonna make it.
- Leo Sweetie
I am barred from the event. I really don't understand the situation.
- David Robert Jones
Since, my friend, you have revealed your deepest fear, I sentance you to be exposed before your peers!
- the Judge

Music:

Music for mood selection. Music isn't music unless kids will dance to it. -----BLUES Bo Diddley Willie Dixon Skip James Howlin' Wolf Muddy Waters -----EASY LISTENING Ella Fitzgerald Henry Mancini Louis Armstrong Sigur Rs Esquivel Etta James -----ELECTRONICA Coldcut RichardDavidJames Aphex Twin The Future Sound of London The Orb Underworld -----FOLK - ALT COUNTRY Beck Cat Power Johnny Cash where do watermelons go on vacation? Jolie Holland Lambchop Michael Hurley Nick Cave Randy Newman Rasputina Red House Painters Steve Miller Band The Be Good Tanyas The Carter Family -----OLDIES Bob Dylan Buddy Holly Burt Bacharach Cat Stevens Grateful Dead Jimi Hendrix Pink Floyd Rolling Stones Steely Dan The Beatles The Grateful Dead -----POP Air Bjork Gudmundsdottir Cocteau Twins Cornershop David Bowie Death Cab for me DNTEL Luscious Jackson Massive Attack Moby Portishead Prince Sigur Rs Supercar Talking Heads The Lemonheads The Postal Service Theivery Corporation Tom Waits Towa Tei U2 -----RAP The Beastie Boys Eric B & Rakim Geto Boys Gil Scott-Heron Ice Cube Kanye West Method Man N.W.A. Tricky -----ROCK The Amps A Perfect Circle Black Flag Black Sabbath David Bowie The Breeders Brainiac The Clash Les Claypool Deftones Faith No More Foo Fighters Glenn Danzig Jane's Addiction Marilyn Manson Meat Puppets Megadeth Metallica Mindless Self Indulgence The Left Rights The Misfits Mojo Nixon Mudhoney My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult Nine Inch Nails Nirvana Pixies The Police Porno for Pyros Queens of the Stone Age Queensrche R.E.M. The Reverend Horton Heat Henry Rollins Soul Coughing Soundgarden Suicidal Tendencies The Stooges System of a Down Team Sleep Tomahawk The Velvet Underground oh me gawd, this guy is such a total loser -----WORLD Ravi Shankar Tinariwen Trilok Gurtu ---------_---------_---------_---------_---------_-----

Movies:

Movies of great social & philosophical import.-----ACTION/ADVENTURE/FANTASY/SCI-FI 007 series (1962-1983) The Adventures of Baron Munchausen (1988) Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977) Superman (1970)-----COMEDY Beetlejuice (1988) Being john Malkovich (1999) Delicatessen (1991) Drowning Mona (2000) The Fiendish Plot of Dr. Fu Manchu (1980) George Lucas in Love (short) (2000) Ghost World (2001) Harold and Maude (1971) Human Nature (2001) Human Traffic (1999) I Heart Huckabees (2004) Me, Myself & Irene (2000) Napoleon Dynamite (2004) The Nutty Professor (1963) Pecan Pie (2003) The Pink Panther (1963) The Producers (1968) Pump Up the Volume (1990)-----NOIR Fingers (1978) Kiss of Death (1947)-----DRAMA Amelie (2001) American Beauty (1999) American Graffiti (1973) Boogie Nights (1997) Capote (2005) Confessions of a Dangerous Mind (2002) Equilibrium (2002) Fight Club (1991) Focus (2001) Following (1999) Forrest Gump (1994) Freaks (1932) Gandhi (1982) Garden State (2004) Gattaca (1997) Gummo (1997) Happiness (1998) The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things (2004) Jeux d'enfants (Love Me If You Dare) (2003) La Fille Sur Le Pont (Girl on the Bridge) (1988) The Life and Death of Peter Sellers (2004) Lolita (1962) Lost in Translation (2003) The Machinist (2004) The Man Who Wasn't There (2001) Memento (2000) Night on Earth (1991) Pandaemonium (2001) Punch-Drunk Love (2002) Quill (2004) The Rules of Attraction (2002) Sling Blade (1996) The Squid and the Whale (2005) Svengali (1931) Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (1992) What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993) Woyzeck (1979)-----MUSICALS Beyond the Sea (2004) D-Qwon's Dance Grooves Hedwig (made me laugh but it's sad) THE Muppet Movie (1979) Pink Floyds' The Wall (1982) Rocky Horror (I wear pants) Saturday Night Fever (what's so funny?) Sgt. Peppers' Lonely Hearts Club Band (1978) The Sound of Music (1965) West Side Story (1961) Xanadu (1980)-----WAR All Quiet on the Western Front (1930) The Big Red One (1980) Catch 22 (1970) M*A*S*H* (1969)-----WESTERN/SAMURAI/KUNG-FU Il Buono, il Brutto, il Cattivo (1966) Shichinin no Samurai [Seven Samurai] (1954) Yojimbo [The Bodyguard] (1961)-----ADULT Girly Thoughts (2004) ---------_---------_---------_---------_---------_-----

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My Blog

An Unbridled Jerk

  An Unbridled Jerk The frantic running of my nose and eyes;A blue emotion of the frozen skies.A simple mind in a broken headAtrophying on a screaming bed. My muscles twitch like a horses...
Posted by Taijin Kyofusho on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 02:07:00 PST

The Din Sin of The Sun

The Din Sin of The Sun It's a secret, that thing that-did you hear?-that thing that causes panic.A thing inside and aroundand never once hinted atthat causes surprise on its mention. That conniving cl...
Posted by Taijin Kyofusho on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 02:24:00 PST

The Horse Bit

  How embarassing, he's posting poetry.  What a dork! I think he's sweet. Ewww!  You can have him, gross! ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------...
Posted by Taijin Kyofusho on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 01:22:00 PST

newyears resolution (in progress)

my new years resolution is to not be afraid to make new friends, to not allow anyone/thing to drag me into deepest depression, to not allow others' hatred to scare me into submission, to not allo...
Posted by Taijin Kyofusho on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 09:02:00 PST

The Skin I'm In ... by Amy Wilensky (please don't sue me)

There are many ways to divide the world into teams; my best friend and I play this game all the time. Recently, while waiting in line at a bookstore, she said to me, "Okay, touchy-feely or cold fish...
Posted by Taijin Kyofusho on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 04:38:00 PST