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UPDATE: I now wear old dirty shoes and jeans. This change has been brought about by common sence and lack of government funding. Jennifer is still more important to my existance than any job or salary could ever be, as well as a nordic princess genius. 50% of the time my glass is half-full. You will rarely see me without a soda very close by. If we lived in a consequence free world, I would eat candy bars for all three meals. I hope to live next door to my brother untill i'm 200. To me, most physical activity seems overrated and way to boring. Running in place on a conveyor belt, climbing imaginary stairs, riding bicycles without wheels...seriously, is there a point. I do enjoy the great outdoors, as long as they are a steep hill covered in snow with chairs hanging from wires, an open area with 4 pieces of trash arranged in a diamond configuration with a red ball that has a fair ammount of elasticity, and a open air porch with a seat and ashtray that overlooks anything.