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Don Rockfish (Davejitsu)

'Yet I have set my King upon my holy hill of Zion (Psalm 2:6)'---We are the music makers. We are the

About Me


THIS IS THE FUNNIEST GUY EVER!!! I WANT TO BE HIM!!!
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personality tests by similarminds.comi am DEREK ZOOLANDER....for real...no joke! I am a musician, i play drums and guitar. i am trying to be a writer, ill even show you some stuff if you want to see it, just ask and thou shalt recieve.. my favorite band is BLINDSIDE. i am an artist, i love to sketch and stuff. i am a pretty big christian or at least trying my best to be a warrior for God like the David in the bible, but no one is perfect all men fall short of the glory of God (romans 3:23). i liike to say that i am somewhat centrist (for those of you who pay attention to politics) but generally lean more conservative becuase i hate passive aggressiveness its all or nothing with me! I can be really serious, and really not serious, take this page for example, i did this to be wannabehardcore-kinda, but in reality, i am one of the most un confrontational people ever and really just like to have fun and maybe make a person or two or three laugh every once in a while. Rain and storms ruuuuule. i love to just chill and look at the rain. Im generally a nice guy, but can be seriously hyper and annoying when my insane adhd kicks in. I HATE GREEN DAY! they are the only people i hate not only as a band, but as human beings.... i really dont hate anyone or anything else as much as i hate them... they might even be the only thing that i hate... who knows.... actually i hate mean people too... and stuck up people... and fake people.... but thats about it.... im not fake though.... i just like to put on a show and entertain....One day I will take over the world whether you like it or not. i like to chill wit my homies and listen to music and/or watch movies and stuff like that. so basically that is me... i prolly left a lot of stuff out... but i dont have the attention span to go back and re read this so get over it... jk.. sorry... but im not re reading it... peace and my freakin aim is "minidoomguy" for those of you who found yourself reading this page and yearning for more!
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 70%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 50%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 70%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 43%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Hedonism |||||||||| 36%
Materialism || 10%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 43%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||||||| 36%
Conflict seeking |||| 16%
Need to dominate |||||| 23%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||| 23%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||||||||| 50%
Change averse |||||||||| 36%
Cautiousness |||||| 30%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Sexuality |||||||||||| 50%
Peter pan complex |||||| 30%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 64%
Histrionic |||||| 30%
Paranoia |||||||||| 36%
Vanity |||| 16%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||| 56%
Female cliche || 10% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Small but fierce, you're a great fighter.
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You scored as William Wallace, The great Scottish warrior William Wallace led his people against their English oppressors in a campaign that won independence for Scotland and immortalized him in the hearts of his countrymen. With his warrior's heart, tactician's mind, and poet's soul, Wallace was a brilliant leader. He just wanted to live a simple life on his farm, but he gave it up to help his country in its time of need.

William Wallace


92%

Maximus


88%

Indiana Jones


79%

El Zorro


79%

Neo, the "One"


71%

Captain Jack Sparrow


67%

Lara Croft


67%

Batman, the Dark Knight


42%

The Amazing Spider-Man


38%

James Bond, Agent 007


33%

The Terminator


29%
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My Interests

movies music, art, writing, friends, sports

I'd like to meet:

Tenacious D because they have "the best song in the world" ha ha. you get it...alright, i'll stop. but i want to meet Tenacious D because they are like my heroes because me and my step bro are a lot like they are with our "band"
The most gorgeous woman to ever walk the face of the earth.....
KATE BECKINSALE


SHE WILL EAT YOUR FACE! SHES WAY TOO HARDxCORE!

and all of these people on my heroes list: God, Tenacious D, Sean William Scott, STRATA, Jim Carey, Luke Wilson, The Blue Men of the Blue Man Group, Gavin Rossdale, Keanu Reeves, Ben Stiller/Zoolander, Spinal Tap, Christian Bale, Will Smith, Ving Rhames, Andrew Jackson, Max Payne, Christopher Walken, "Marv" of sin city, and Audioslave

THESE GUYS (warning: a weeeee bit grrrraphic, not for the kiddie kids!)

Music:

My Favorite three bands are MUSE BLINDSIDE and INCUBUS, other than that i have a list with a gajillion bands i dont have room enough to put in here but you know i like music with MEANING! as long as it has a message and was not just made so the "artist" could collect a paycheck... im all in! here are a few examples of different genres Soft rock/ Acoustic jams: some NORAH JONES Death Cab for Cutie, Radiohead, Poe, Remy Zero, Anna Nalick, Maria Mena, The Red West, some Jack Johnson, and like Damien Rice, Coldplay, Phantom Planet, Kaki King and JUSTIN KING, Rufus Wainwright, Ben Harper, and Collective Soul, Margot & the Nuclear So and So's,Lucero, Rachel Yamagata, Ryan Adams, Patti Griffin, and Copeland For Rock/Metal: Breaking Benjamin, 10 Years, 36 Crazyfists, Anberlin, Emery, Chiodos, Hed P.E., Bionic Jive, Machine Head, Soulfly, Killswitch Engage, Himsa, Job For A Cowboy, Bury Your Dead, Bloodsimple, old Lostprophets, System of a Down, Chevelle, Deftones, Sevendust, Audioslave, Rage Against The Machine, Evergreen Terrace, In Flames and Bleeding Through, Foo Fighters and Queens of The Stone Age, Stone Temple Pilots, NIN, Jimmy Eat World, Plain White T's, and Radiohead, RED, The Acacia Strain, With Blood Comes Cleansing, and PSYCHOSTICK haha they rock Techno/Electronic Rock: Crystal Method, Rob Dougan, Fatboy Slim, Dub Pistols, Sky Eats Airplane, Paul Oakenfold, Stabbing Westward, Nine Inch Nails, Filter, Dirty Vegas, and Cirrus, and MIKA Classical: J.S.Bach, Ludwig Van Beethooven, Henry Purcell, Vivaldi, Wolfgang Amudeus Mozart, Kathleen Battle, Luciano Pavoratti (specifically "Vesti La Giubba") Debussy and classical guitarist Andres Segovia! Rap: Common, DMX, Geto Boyz, Nas, LUUUUDAH, Immortal Technique, Gang Starr, Kanye West, Bionic Jive, Hed P.E. (its a short list cuz rap SUCKS now!) Country: Johnny Cash, Toby Kieth, and Patty Griffin Misc Music: the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Gary Jules, Frank Sinatra, Dido, Finch, 30 secondss to mars, Gorillaz, Hootie and the Blowfish!!!, Goo Goo Dolls, Peter Gabriel, U2, Wolfmother, LEELAND, Seven Day Jesus, Jason Morant, Shane and Shane, Third Day, and JAM MASTER FLEX, etc.

Movies:

Favorite movies are
CONSTANTINE
SHAUN OF THE DEAD
Walk The line
GROSSE POINTE BLANK
HIGH FIDELITY
Saw I
the matrix,
Lord of the Rings 3,
Man on Fire,
ZOOLANDER,
blade,,
romeo and juliet,
anchorman,
Edward Scissorhands,
Shaun of the Dead
Spinal Tap
Sin City
Evil Dead I, II, and III
Bubba Ho-Tep
Once Upon a Time In Mexico
Resovoir Dogs
Office Space
Old School
The Sixth Sense
12 Monkeys
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless mind
Leon: The Professional
Walking Tall
The Thing
Analyze This
Pitch Black
The Last Samurai
The Abyss
Crimson Tide
U-571
John Q
I Am Sam
and thousands more...
really, it would take way too long to list all my fav's

Television:

GROUNDED FOR LIFE is my favorite show but WHO CARES ABOUT TV WHEN YOU GOT PEOPLE LIKE THIS: Mark Tremonti- guitar player of Creed/ Alter bridge... freakin greatest guitar player ever... or at least my favorite!- Daron Malakian- guitar maestro of System of a Down... freakin awesome.... must write his licks totally strung out on cocaine! hes insane- Henry Garza- guitarist of Los Lonely BOys... too good to live... bottom line..- Adrian - Drummer from Strata- my hero when it comes to drums.... he must have like... drum sticks bwetween his fingers, behind his ears, in his teeth, under his arms, and like wedged beneath his eyelids cuz hes sooo goood and sooo fast.... he makes drums an art, and instrument, not just something to keep beat with the music.... yeeyah

Books:

of mice and men, the visitation, the final quest, a world lit only by fire, and the Bible

Heroes:

God,
Tenacious D,
Sean William Scott,
Incubus,
Jim Carey,
Luke Wilson,
The Blue Men of the Blue Man Group,
Gavin Rossdale,
Dave Grohl (in foo fighters anyway... notta big fan of nirvana),
Keanu Reeves,
Ben Stiller/Zoolander,
Spinal Tap,
Christian Bale,
Will Smith,
Ving Rhames,
Andrew Jackson,
Max Payne,
Christopher Walken,
"Marv" of sin city,
Johnny Cash,
Gambit (of x-men),
and Audioslave
AND MY LOVELY SISTER ANNA
and ian
AND HITMAN!
....

My Blog

Elysium Part II (a poem about my Heaven) and Life of The Living Dead

Elysium: Part II     Come with me to a world of no boundaries,Except for those we set for ourselves.      Come and we'll lie in the endless sea of green, S...
Posted by Don Rockfish (Davejitsu) on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 01:14:00 PST

(Changed My LIFE!!! NO JOKE) The Beauty of Passing

A Beginning With An End: A Vision As Experienced by David Roncskevitz                 For a moment I can only remember hearing ...
Posted by Don Rockfish (Davejitsu) on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 04:39:00 PST

Another New Jam

- A Perfect Murder, So She Thought -Swift and silentLike a chill of winters breath past my faceWhy so quiet?I'm the only other one lost out here in space.Hard to say When the exact moment cameWhere yo...
Posted by Don Rockfish (Davejitsu) on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 02:52:00 PST

A Psalm and a Revelation on Valentine's

Greetings    I have had many mixed feelings about this generally dreaded day. Valentines has gone from being a joke to a dream to a pejorative in my mind all in the course of a single d...
Posted by Don Rockfish (Davejitsu) on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 08:44:00 PST

My Own Personal Psalm

- De Profundus -I'm on the outside looking inA birds eye view of A life once wastedNow I can see just above the stormThe beauty of a flower Growing in the middle of a hurricaneA black void lightedBy a...
Posted by Don Rockfish (Davejitsu) on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 10:52:00 PST

NEW SONG "Lucky Me"

- Lucky Me -These questionsSplinters in my mindWhy did you come here In the first place,And why can't I let you leave?These AnswersToo cryptic for my timeBut still I'm positiveYou are my most beautifu...
Posted by Don Rockfish (Davejitsu) on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 10:45:00 PST

Only for people I know and trust!

THREE NEW JAMS INSPIRED BY MY FAMILY'S EXTENSIVE HISTORY OF DYSFUNCTIONAL RELATIONSHIPS (mainly my parents so this has very little to do with things I feel myself, these are merely my own observations...
Posted by Don Rockfish (Davejitsu) on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 10:08:00 PST

Running With The Blind

-Running With The Blind-David Roncskevitz 11/13/06Catastrophic CompromiseLooking into your beautiful eyesLaying next to you tonightTwo of us counting the firefliesCatalyst for my demiseStaring back in...
Posted by Don Rockfish (Davejitsu) on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 01:46:00 PST

hilarious.... people i look like

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Posted by Don Rockfish (Davejitsu) on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 02:45:00 PST

A lil' Sumn' Sumn' fo ya'll PLEASE READ IF YOU LOVE ME!

So this is a quick little summary of my entire personality in a single essay I am submitting to Belmont University as one of my college essays. I just thought you guys may enjoy reading it, and if you...
Posted by Don Rockfish (Davejitsu) on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:10:00 PST