Kudos, Mr.Tyler |
On the eve of this most monumentous election, a few words to consider...
"A democracy is always temporary in nature; it simply cannot exist as a permanent form of government. A democracy will continue...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Oct 2008 18:54:00 GMT |
Just A Horse |
From time to time, people tell me, "lighten up, it's just a horse," or, "that's a lot of money for just a horse".They don't understand the distance traveled, the time spent or the costs involve...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 10:12:00 GMT |
Every Girl Ever |
Knock knock Oh Hi! How's it going? It's me! Every girl ever. I'm really looking forward to this date. I'm not nearly as attractive as you remember me being because when we met the bar was dark and you...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 08:47:00 GMT |
Survival of the Fittest |
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb ...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 00:04:00 GMT |
Ode To Craigslist |
In recent weeks, I have been spending an abnormally large amount of time on Craigslist, be it searching for a new house, cheap furniture or simply someone to ride with me to Atlanta. In the cours...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 12:04:00 GMT |
This Relationship Is Over |
Dear Silver Mercedes C280 in front of me, I'm sorry, but this relationship simply isn't working for me. Among other things, relationships are built on trust and mutual understanding, and frankly I don...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 12:09:00 GMT |
Welcome to Atlanta |
For those of you who have lived in Atlanta or have even visited often enough, the following advice will crack you up. As a native Atlantan, I was nodding in agreement after every sentence. For those o...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 13:40:00 GMT |
Hitler and Napoleon |
Ok, so I'm in the middle of writing a hellish 20-page historical research paper and just had to take a break. It's for a class on Nazi Germany and I've chosen to focus on the similarities between Hitl...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 18:16:00 GMT |
This is What Happens... |
when you celebrate a birthday amongst the drunks at Harry's.
Never mind that they are your friends.
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 11:29:00 GMT |
HARVARD, Y'all!! |
Thats' right!
Some (apparently easily impressed) admissions administrator at Harvard decided last week that I would be a great addition to the scholastic community in Cambridge. Yes, THE Harvard. So, ...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 11:14:00 GMT |
