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007 Off-Licenced To Drink

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About Me

I decided the other day that I want to be a spy for MI5, my cover job being a health and safety officer. I also want to be a chef. But I'm too lazy. This is unrelated to the MI5 post.

I'm a piss artist. In particular I like creating copies of surrealist paintings in my bed. My Salvador Dali's are quite superb.

I like cows, although not the types you find in fields or in dairy farms. I also like drunk mice wearing clown outfits.

I'm an extremely responsible person.

I don't like pretentious people.
I live in Glasgow.

I am too fat!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The guys in Peep Show, or guys in a peep show. Anyone who is to do with music.

My Blog

Still a Big Fat ASSS

Guess what??? I am still a big fat ass.  So I am going on yet another diet.Another one.  Jeesus.  I need to lose 5 stone like yesterday.  I am getting married on 6th June 2008 so I...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 09:40:00 GMT

BIG FAT ASS

I am a big fat ass.Started a new diet yesterday, I will not divulge my weight, but I shall be using this blog as a way to track my loss.I want to lose 4/5 stone to stop being a FAT ASS.
Posted by on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 09:42:00 GMT

Weight Lost

I have lost 1.5 Stone, woo hoo.XMAS FLAB SAY BYE BYE.
Posted by on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 12:13:00 GMT

MP3 Players.

Hey. I got an mp3 player for Christmas.  I have been filling it with music for the past 2 days, and it still isn't full - I don't think it ever will be full.  It is the best thing in the wo...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 19:55:00 GMT

Merry Christmas

Rock Karaoke. Ok so Christmas is ok, but all I am living for is Rock Karaoke on Wednesday night.  I am just about to print off the list and download the tunes that I like so I can practise. ...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 16:32:00 GMT

Lucas 'The Love Doctor' Alfaro

Excerpts From Lucas 'The Love Doctor' AlfaroWe have a forum at work.  Not too dis-similar to Aberdeen Music, apart from the fact we talk about code on it, not music.  I don't post on this fo...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 09:01:00 GMT

Vodafone Saga and Other Idiot Capers....

Well what a stupid dumb ass I really am.I ( stupidly ) somehow got myself engaged in another contract with Vodafone ( do not ever tell mum, I am sorting this out ).  So they sent me out the stupi...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 04:56:00 GMT