Last notes on fashion because I CLEARLY have no business writing about it |
I can totally dress myself. Really. Well, I can dress myself now. I needed a little help coming out of my hippie coma and B's mom hooked me up with a personal stylist. Her name is Kirstie and she...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 18:36:00 GMT |
Eating Fashion Humble Pie |
So I just had my first Christmas with palm trees. It was 85 degrees and I would have worn capris but in southern California, that's like wearing white after Labor Day. In a place with no weather, the ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 17:19:00 GMT |
MY SKI SUIT IS HOTTER THAN TODAY'S FASHION |
Fashion world, we need to talk. What in the friggity fuck have you been whoring out to your lemming constituents lately? People wear that shit you know. Worse, other people, you know the ones with TAS...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 14:38:00 GMT |
A Round of Applause...with forks |
My relationship with Fred Meyer has been slowly mending. Aside from the light bulb incident my experiences have been rather pleasant. Just the other day in fact, I had to get some lettuce, onions and ...
Posted by on Fri, 05 May 2006 10:06:00 GMT |
JESUS AT THE DUMP |
The northeast and northwest coasts aren't all that different. Not on a cursory inspection at least. I use north not only because it's what I know, but also because California and the southeast are two...
Posted by on Tue, 02 May 2006 01:22:00 GMT |
I have been upstaged |
I totally thought I was Queen of the trailer park. I was considering a name change to Crystal or Amber or even both, thanks to the helpful suggestions of some friends. I was ready to get pregnant, smo...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 14:01:00 GMT |
White Trash Week 2006! |
So where the fuck have I been? I was a nice, diligent poster for a good stretch, bringing laughs to many bellies across the country (by many, I mean like seven, but those seven are all across the coun...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 08:20:00 GMT |
My Friend Jenny |
So my friend Jenny, the cool kid, after reading my last post brought to my attention the sheer magnitude of my descent into dorky, mundane adulthood. Now I dont know how she came to that conclusion, g...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 21:25:00 GMT |
FUCK YOU FRED MEYER AND YOUR FUCKING LIGHT BULBS TOO! |
My, doesnt that title just draw you in! Just who is this asshole, Fred and why do his light bulbs garner such hatred in my bitty universe that I am compelled to devote copious time, paragraphs and my...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 14:11:00 GMT |
Ridin' the Dog |
January 11, 12:30 pm, Greyhound Bus Station, Seattle, WA: B and I are standing in line (with three weeks worth of Christmas luggage) waiting to board our bus to Portland that was supposed to lea...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 12:44:00 GMT |
