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Jeff_DC: im back like return of the mack

BORED IN WALDORF

About Me


How to make a Jeff
Ingredients:
1 part success
3 parts arrogance
3 parts ego
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little caring if desired!

My Interests

Women, computers and cars.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that isn't a pain in the ass.

Your hottest bedroom accessory is yourself

You are damn hot and you don’t need anything else to help you seduce your man or woman. To you, the look of your bedroom comes in second to all of your bedroom activities.

Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Music:

I love all forms of music but Southern Rap and Alternative Rock are my favorites.

Movies:

Anime: Samarai X: Trust & Betrayal; Action/Adventure: Bad Boys 2; Art/Foreign: Brotherhood of the Wolf; Comedy: Half Baked; Crime/Gangster: Untouchables; Documentary: Bowling for Columbine; Drama: Cold Mountain; Kids/Family: Aladin; Musical/Performing Arts: the Piano; Reality: None; Romance: Romeo & Juliet; Science Fiction/Fantasy: Chronicles of Riddick; Special Interest: Passion of Christ; Suspense/Horror: Nightmare of Elm St. (all); Thriller: 6th Sense; Western: Tombstone

Television:

Simpsons, Cartoon Network's Adult Swim

Heroes:

My MOM is my hero. Raising 3 boys as a single parent in the streets of DC is no easy task. She gave out enough *bleep* whoppings to have 3 men about to finish college. She molded me into a respectful young, successful brotha. Way to go mom!

My Blog

SONG OF TRUTH - Shinjitsu No Uta (English)

  ..> "the crimson-stained sunhas illuminated everything; now and the pastis what i have imagined within this twilightmore than my own hands can accomplish?please teach me how to livea little m...
Posted by Jeff_DC: im back like return of the mack on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 08:47:00 PST

2 of One

take a look over your shoulder entrap me with your eyes pure beauty with fiery passion you're what men fantasize luscious lips mesh together, oh what a tantalizing sweet kiss rubbing bodies spark desi...
Posted by Jeff_DC: im back like return of the mack on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 12:03:00 PST

3 of One

every feature of your make up i am eager to explore kiss, nibble, suckle  you're begging me for more - being driven insane, inferno at your center plush and prime; reaching foreplay's peak sign...
Posted by Jeff_DC: im back like return of the mack on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 12:04:00 PST

1 of One

midnight dance by the window let your satin garments drop twirls and rhythmic winding bearing all is when you stop let the moon kiss your skin its light caress your curves no rush is necessary so rela...
Posted by Jeff_DC: im back like return of the mack on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 12:03:00 PST

untitled

take my hand, come walk with me it is you i want along for this journey over the steep mountins and into the vally below stopping only at the points where the flower buds grow though&nb...
Posted by Jeff_DC: im back like return of the mack on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 12:01:00 PST

to be free

to be free, totally free how great would life be? i'd be the envy of Al Bundy no nagging wife nor kids to bother me to travel at will and rest where i may ick up my feet and relax at the end of t...
Posted by Jeff_DC: im back like return of the mack on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 08:39:00 PST

grey

  i have slipped into a state of dismal depression lethargic sums up my passive aggression a shell of my former self, muscles in regression opposite my inside which is bleak and hallow...
Posted by Jeff_DC: im back like return of the mack on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 09:59:00 PST

verb: move

All mankind is divided into three classes: those that are immovable, those that are movable, and those that move.   Which are you? For I am a ..; no time for standing around. Like Jeezy say, ...
Posted by Jeff_DC: im back like return of the mack on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 09:41:00 PST

gloom

i have fallen into a state of dismal depression lethargic sums up my passive aggression a shell of my former self, mescles in regression opposites my insides which are bleak and hallow my situati...
Posted by Jeff_DC: im back like return of the mack on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 10:04:00 PST

AMBITIONS OF 007

HAPPY NEW YEAR,YES IT WILL BE A PLEASANT ONE BROUGHT IN WITH CHEER, DRINKS AND THE BLAST OF A GUN WHAT EXACTLY DOES IT HOLD, NO ONE KNOWS FOR SURE ONE CAN WISH FOR WORLD PEACE, WIN LOTTERY, OR AN...
Posted by Jeff_DC: im back like return of the mack on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 09:45:00 PST