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Glitter Graphics & CommentsI'm a 28 year old, indecisive, silly, intelligent, fun, independent, codependent, mother, wife, complete mess of a girl/woman. I grew up all over the world as an Air Force brat/Dodds baby. Started out in Ohio, moved to Florida, Virginia, Michigan, Florida again, Washington, Germany, Arizona, Kansas, Ohio, Arizona again, Ohio again, Germany again, California, Ohio again, Idaho, and as of right now, Germany for the 3rd time. I read a lot. I smoke a lot. My hair color is never the same for longer than 2 months. I adore scarves and earmuffs. My favorite color is red. I ponder thought provoking quandries at odd moments. I'm pretty sure I have a magnet inside me that attracts the freaks who turn into my best friends. I HATE little dogs. I'm slowly slipping into a spiral of self loathing, punctuated by near daily affirmations of my worthlessness. I'm incredibly irresponsible, with damn near everything but my kids. I have no concept of money, so I'm terrible with it. I wish on stars and eyelashes and 11:11, but nothing ever makes me believe that my wish will come true. Just a throwback to childhood I guess. My inner delusions tend to cloud my better judgement, and I pay the price. Girls drive me nutty, men do the same. I'm sure I was meant to live in a padded room, and by some clerical error, I managed to bypass the sensors. Nobody tell though. I have a really neat circus trick I can do, and if you're truly my friend, I'll show you. All sorts of weird coincidental things happen to me, like just a second ago as I was typing the word circus, the guy on tv said circus. Or I'll bemoan the fact I haven't heard a particular song in a long time, and it'll come on the radio that day or soon thereafter. I type like I'm some uptight formal Yale grad, but when you talk to me in person, I swear like a sailor and mix up my words like I've never learned proper english. I've lived in just about every geographic zone the U.S. has to offer, and managed to escape unaccented. I consider Germany my 2nd home. My kids speak fluent german, which really helps when I'm at a loss. I've come to the realization that just because someone is part of your 'family', it doesn't mean you have to like them. I have really high blood pressure, and it makes my life miserable. I have a terrible habit of finishing peoples sentences and I hate it, but can't seem to stop. I eat way more candy than should be made available to me. My husband isn't nearly as shy and quiet as he pretends to be, which always makes me look like this bumbling maniac next to fucking Ghandi. My kids are super fucking cool...all three very different, and smart as whips. Jake is the chillest mommas boy around (till you mess with his video game time), Joc is the ultimate princess, sarcastic, and precious (and incredibly precocious as well), and Jul is a madman, sly and sweet. I rarely have a moment alone, which can suck when I desperately need it, but when I'm in a depressive state, it saves me from wallowing in myself.Layout made byGet Your Own Real Time Visitor Map!

My Interests

Music, Books, My babies, My Davey, dancing, singing, screaming over music, laughing at the most inappropriate times, eating

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I'd like to meet:

Old friends, new friends, Trent Reznor, Rumpelstiltskin, Erica Jong

Music:

30 seconds to mars, A Perfect Cricle, ACDC, Aerosmith, Ani DiFranco, Anthrax, Bad Religion, Beastie Boys, Beck, Bjork, Black Sabbath, Bloodhound Gang, Blondie, Bob Seger, Bon Jovi, Boy Hits Car, Bruce Springsteen, Bush, Cake, The Carpenters, Saul Williams, Chemical Brothers, Coal Chamber, Cranberries, CCR, Cyndi Lauper, Danzig, David Bowie, Dead Kennedys, Def Leppard, Depeche Mode, Drain STH, Dropkick Murphys, Duran Duran, Eagles, Elton John, Elvis Presley, Eric Clapton, Eurythmics, Eve 6, Everclear, Faith No More, Filter, Fleetwood Mac, Foo Fighters, Garbage, Gin Blossoms, GoGos, Gorillaz, Guns N Roses, Hanzel und Gretel, Hatebreed, Heart, Iggy Pop, INXS, Jamiroquai, Jane's Addiction, Jethro Tull, Jimi Hendrix, John Mellencamp, Journey, Kings of Leon, Kiss, Kittie, Korn, Led Zeppelin, Lords of Acid, Madonna, Marilyn Manson, Mazzy Star, Meat Loaf, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Ministry, Moby, NINE INCH NAILS, Nirvana, No Doubt, Offspring, Outkast, Pantera, Pat Benatar, Pearl Jam, Peter Gabriel, Pink Floyd, PJ Harvey, Portishead, Primus, Prince, Prodigy, Queen, R.E.M., Radiohead, Rage Against The Machine, RHCP, Rob Zombie, RObert Palmer, Skinny Puppy, Smashing Pumpkins, Sting, STP, Sublime, SOAD, T.A.T.U., The Cars, Crystal Method, The Cure, The Doors, The Police, Rolling Stones, White Stripes, The Who, Tina Turner, Tom Jones, Tom Petty, Tool, Tori Amos, U2, Weezer, ZZ Top, Flyleaf, Eric Prydz, Freddie Le Grande, N.E.R.D., The B52's, Gnarls Barkley, The Postal Service, The Violent Femmes, Billy Idol, Black Eyed Peas, Daft Punk, Fluke, Kylie Minogue, Poe, The Ramones, The Clash, The Vandals, The Misfits, Shiny Toy Guns, The Hand of Glory, and I'm exhausted at this point, and will add more as they come to me.

Movies:

Gone With the Wind, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Donnie Darko, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, The WIzard of Oz, American Psycho, 28 Days Later, The Shining, Happy Texas, Dazed and Confused, Princess Bride, Singles, Drugstore Cowboy, The Good Girl, Girl,Interrupted, Strangeland, Snatch, 3000 Miles to Graceland, Kalifornia, Pick of Destiny, Everything Kevin Smith has made, Garden State, The Goonies, Transporter, Trainspotting, The Craft, Saw, All the Vacation Movies, Natural Born Killers, Supertroopers, A Scanner Darkly, Equilibrium, The Outlaw Josey Wales, Hoodwinked, Napoleon Dynamite, Waiting, Grandma's Boy, The Big Lebowski, Zombie movies (mainly by association),Office Space, American History X, Mary Poppins, Nightmare Before Christmas, Bettie Page, Sixteen Candles, The Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink, The Last Unicorn, Alice In Wonderland, Legend, Boys On the Side, Waiting
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 66%
Stability |||||| 30%
Orderliness |||||| 26%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 50%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 50%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 70%
Conflict seeking |||||| 30%
Need to dominate |||||||||| 36%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Wealth |||||||||||| 50%
Dependency |||||||||||| 43%
Change averse |||||| 23%
Cautiousness |||||||||| 36%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 64%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Television:

I love The Office, My Name Is Earl, & Weeds. We finally got SKY satellite, so we get all the oddball British shows, and tons of music and random shit we love to watch. What Pin Up girl are you?
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Books:

Erica Jong, Anne Rice, Stephen King, Wally Lamb, V.C.Andrews (my guilty pleasure), Lorna Landvik, Hunter S. Thompson, and H. G. Wells are all great authors, who I read and re-read constantly

Heroes:

My heroes are those women who can juggle love, children, work, and still manage to do it with style and grace. My grandmother was amazing, and I hope one day to emulate her though I doubt I will ever fit those shoes.

Sun Sign: Libra
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Moon Sign: Scorpio
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My Blog

It never fails

        So, tomorrow we're having family photos done.  Professional family photos.  Something we haven't done since we were stationed in Mountain Home.  An...
Posted by *roxiemoron* on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 02:02:00 PST

LDS

        I didn't realize the enemy was at the gates until the doorbell buzzed me out of my trance.  I asked Jocelyn to see who was at the door, so she picked up the ...
Posted by *roxiemoron* on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 09:10:00 PST

Regret

        You're going to regret it.  They'll remember every single time you DIDN'T call, every single birthday you DIDN'T acknowledge, every single christmas there we...
Posted by *roxiemoron* on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 10:55:00 PST

Self-inflicted pain

      So, I'm sitting here torturing myself by watching Animal Cops on Animal Planet.  I will never ever understand people who willingly inflict harm upon animals or idly...
Posted by *roxiemoron* on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:26:00 PST

I have succumbed

        I have joined the ranks of online information givers....I now have a blog, completely unrelated to myspace.  I’m going to be honest, it’s not rea...
Posted by *roxiemoron* on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:26:00 PST

My baby girl

        Tomorrow, my little madchen turns eight!  How insane is that?  I'm feeling a little overwhelmed by how old my kids are getting.  Jake will be 10 th...
Posted by *roxiemoron* on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 03:51:00 PST

A culmination of the months past

        So, I've been somewhat invisible and unresponsive lately, I know, I do apologize.  Life just seems to be pulling me in several different directions lately, a...
Posted by *roxiemoron* on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 09:40:00 PST

Insomnia lowers television viewing standards

I just sat through the entirity of Mean Girls.  In all it's wretched high school lesson teaching, I couldn't get past the fact that I was actually watching a Lindsay Lohan movie.  I need to ...
Posted by *roxiemoron* on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 03:51:00 PST

Riddle me this

So, Davey and I were having an interesting conversation the other night, and we were both wondering how other people felt about this particualr topic.  Why are contemporary artists (musicians, ac...
Posted by *roxiemoron* on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 10:54:00 PST

Myriad o’ junk

        I'm full of all sorts of ideas, thoughts, and junk that desperately need an outlet to get out of my head.  So I've decided to write a book.  I'm not sur...
Posted by *roxiemoron* on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 10:55:00 PST