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Jared

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Being happy is probably my top priority. I eat a lot. I'm not a fan of the police or the drunk tank. I don't wear underwear, unless it's for a wedding or something, and even then it's 50-50. Someone once told me that eating soy lowers your sperm count so I gave it up but then I found out they were lying so I eat it again.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone who can make it roll like a 24, Uma Thurman,Christopher Walken, UN DISHONEST PEOPLE,Tonya Harding,The Big Fuckin Lebowski

My Blog

New Blog

I have officially moved my blog off of Myspace.  Please take a peek at it by visitingwww.druther.blogspot.com  Kisses and hugs yo!
Posted by on Fri, 15 May 2009 17:39:00 GMT

STINKY BRITCHES!!!

Do you smell that?? Whether you know it or not your sense of smell is fantabulously amazing. You use your sense of smell for more intimately valuable tasks than you may be aware of.  Smells will ...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Oct 2008 04:59:00 GMT

BAD ME.

Have you ever asked yourself, "Am I a bad person"?  Not for religious reasons...well, maybe for religious reasons (I don't know your religion).  I mean for your actions committed or w...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 21:11:00 GMT

Fortune Cookie Say: Don't Chew Glass!

Sometimes in life you lose things; loved ones, lovers, friends, money. Memories are a healthy way to hang on to the things we lose.   However consistant thoughts of loss or rather the thoug...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 18:12:00 GMT

The Beautiful People: your heart should read this

Telling someone they are beautiful and making someone feel beautiful are completely different things.  Not even comparable on radar. Be secure with another person.   Tell them!  an...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 23:14:00 GMT

READ OR DIE

   This is for all the newly released college and or high school people.  First, not being considered a student anymore is a welcome change.  Now we are just people, no m...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 21:53:00 GMT

College

School is finally coming to an end for many education drenched people.  There ususally isn't a happier time of year for most.  Large amounts of money lost to the education engine, and not&nb...
Posted by on Fri, 05 May 2006 17:16:00 GMT

KILLIN BABIES

   Well, there are a few things in life that are, or should always be constant. For example; gravity, time, and a human's want to not be alone.  Yup pretty gay if you ask me but you can...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 17:51:00 GMT