Chevy Westwood (a.k.a) Shagsta McNasty

About Me

I enjoy cooking bacon naked, sticking my tounge to 9 volt batteries, eating miracle whip right outta the jar with a spoon, (or a whole tub of butter with one piece of bread), I hate mushrooms, olives, and sun chips. Every once and awhile I like to shave just cuz I know it will b back in a week. I have 3 tattoos, love dogs, don't mind cats but i'm allergic as hell, i have one sister 2 step sisters, usually end up naked where i shouldn't be every now and again, and i am a professional drinker (just waiting to see if Budweiser or Heinekin will sponsor me... its an expensive sport). I think i may have surfed to the edge of the internet ... but then it got bigger in an hour so i continued. My porn name is Chevy Westwood. I have punted an armadillo and smoked out a wild hummingbird (crazy experience but a story for another time). Just moved back to plano from waco (TSTC *poot*). Work at Xtreme Collision in Plano. I play the guitar... I have a dog and there are 3 frozen pizzas in the fridge (freezer side). Thats bout all i can think about right now sooooo yaITS BUSINESS...ITS BUSINESS TIME!!!!

My Interests

Computers, poking smot, drinking and all types of other "extracaricular activities"

I'd like to meet:

Anyone and everyone, and my kids (when I have them).Brittney Spears so i could slap her for no particular reason (even though i was her for Halloween once)

Music:

There's too many to list i'll just spit out a few that i like Voodoo Glow Skulls, Offspring, Yngwie Malmstein, Liquid Tension Experiments, Matt Ryczek, Soul Coughing, MC Chris, Bigwig NJ..... the list goes on and on

Movies:

Blue Velvet, Reefer Madness, Super Troopers, Princess Manonoke, Resevoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Waking Life

Television:

I love the Venture Brothers. Lupin III, Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, Don Hertzfeldt cartoons, Home Movies... most of the Adult Swim line up. O Mission Hill and Baby Blues

Books:

don't really read books.... i do a couple e-books every once and awhile.

Heroes:

closest thing i have right now... Bob Sagat... see his stand up "That Ain't Right" and u'll understand.

My Blog

Workin on a new song...

So didn't sleep all night... been workin on 3 songs actually... i've got the general tune and stuff down... just gotta let my inner lyricologist come out and piece them together in some way shape form...
Posted by Chevy Westwood (a.k.a) Shagsta McNasty on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 07:29:00 PST

New Song!!

Well i wrote a song last night... I did some ghetto recording and posted it on my artist page. Its called "dangerous minds" I would appreciate anyone who would take the time to check it out.&nbs...
Posted by Chevy Westwood (a.k.a) Shagsta McNasty on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 07:12:00 PST

Seven years

This love... too much in my heart, was there for a reason, now its been neglected and thrown aside. Either way it was love that had turn into distain, but realizing what it really is makes it be...
Posted by Chevy Westwood (a.k.a) Shagsta McNasty on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 09:08:00 PST

Living Purgatory

Lay awake at night... almost every night Drawn out by the days new light The pain of being stuck somewhere that is nowhere No sleep No one else up Shaking hands... the pain in my head increasing My ch...
Posted by Chevy Westwood (a.k.a) Shagsta McNasty on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 09:55:00 PST

Apple juice

I like apple juice. I've now wasted about a minute of ur life... the master plan falls together
Posted by Chevy Westwood (a.k.a) Shagsta McNasty on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 09:34:00 PST

Damn smoke detector

Six in the morn Fuckin smoke detector won't shut up, it has decided that it like to chirp every (in the range of) 10-90 seconds.... and its more that the chirp is annoying me cuz i can't sleep (not th...
Posted by Chevy Westwood (a.k.a) Shagsta McNasty on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 04:28:00 PST

Have you ever... The Sex Q&A

Breakfast and head? Woke up to someone starting befor you wake up? Drove while someone going down on you? Gone down on someone while they're driving? Realized that the door/window (whatever) was open ...
Posted by Chevy Westwood (a.k.a) Shagsta McNasty on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 02:57:00 PST

To the homies...

Here's some props to my dawgs !! Toni... My partner in crime Adam ... gonna PARTAY!! Bacon... ITS POPCORN!!! Russ... even if you do talk so much shit ur breath stinks, i'll beat ya at darts Speci...
Posted by Chevy Westwood (a.k.a) Shagsta McNasty on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 03:51:00 PST

The weasel... A.K.A. Douch Biggalo

So i had an interesting night the other night. I went out with my friend drinking and met a couple of girls and people and i sent a message to ppl in my phone to tell them. Well i hadn't e...
Posted by Chevy Westwood (a.k.a) Shagsta McNasty on Mon, 28 May 2007 12:28:00 PST

Imogen Heap - Hide and Seek... more and more songs make more sense

Where are we? What the hell is going on?The dust has only just begun to form,Crop circles in the carpet, sinking, feeling.Spin me round again and rub my eyes.This can't be happening.When busy streets ...
Posted by Chevy Westwood (a.k.a) Shagsta McNasty on Wed, 16 May 2007 02:48:00 PST