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Charles

Greetings Earthlings

About Me

I totally R0X0R... (god I'm a dork)
I created my own profile using nUCLEArcENTURy.COM and you should too!
You Are Rowlf the Dog
Mellow and serious, you enjoy time alone cultivating your talents.
You're a cool dog, and you always present a relaxed vibe.
A talented pianist, you can play almost anything - especially songs by Beethoven.
"My bark is worse than my bite, and my piano playing beats 'em both." The Muppet Personality Test

My Interests

I am a one man band called Taco's Talented. I play schizo muppet clown metal exclusively. www.myspace.com/tacostalented

I'd like to meet:

Kermit the Frog and Bridget the Midget.

Music:

I dig all forms of metal, the classics (stones, floyd, doors, aerosmith et. al.) and anything else that doesnt suck... and Death Ships! (remember guys... lawn gnomes and action figures!!!)!And of course:

Television:

TV is for suckers.

Heroes:


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My Blog

Since I havent posted in a while...

Hey all you crazy carnie muppet wankers!  Since I havent posted anything in a long long long time I am going to post something entirely useless that will waste a few minutes of your life while yo...
Posted by Charles on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 06:04:00 PST

Hostel Review

Well, I just pounded down a third of a bottle of Bacardi Dark and watched the "unrated" directors cut of Hostel.  What an utter dissapointment.  What a waste of money.  What a horrid ex...
Posted by Charles on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 10:49:00 PST

Well.... Damn.

So in approximately a month and a half I have to finish writing and recording my EP, wage an all out ad campaign, print, burn, organize my CD's, shirts, etc.  Buy a new car since mine just decide...
Posted by Charles on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 10:45:00 PST

Holy mother of god...

Well I was thumbing through posts on a forum I frequent and I came acrossed a post that was quite bizzare.  Apparently some really messed up baby was born and these are the pictures.  Talk a...
Posted by Charles on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 09:33:00 PST

Fuckin' Hilarious

I was randomly surfing a forum when this was recommended to me by some scary guy.Raped By VacuumThis is probably one of the funniest things I have read in a while.  Disturbing yes, but amusing as...
Posted by Charles on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 10:45:00 PST

Well Well...

Recently I decided to overhaul my page.  It essentially resulted in my page looking like a rabid clown puppet charfed all over it, but who gives a fuck anyway?  The picture is something inte...
Posted by Charles on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 12:30:00 PST

Oh man... What where you thinking??

You know... Some people should just be eliminated at birth.Lets count the miriad ways this is wrong.  First of all... oh man... I dont even know where to start.  Ok, first of all, you have t...
Posted by Charles on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 09:56:00 PST

This creeps me out.

This guy really scares me. I can just imagine him talking jovially with this dummy as if it where the grandchild he never had... and eventually thinking it is.  Then touching it in bad places. &...
Posted by Charles on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 12:37:00 PST

NEW Comment!

It pisses me off every time I log in it says I have a new comment... and guess what... I dont.  Sometimes its right so I get mildly excited and then am mildly let down.  Bastards.
Posted by Charles on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 12:06:00 PST

Consider my Gears Grinded.

So a guy comes into the bar today to eat.  Nothing out of the ordinary.  He looks about 17 and maybe a bit worried.  He orders a coke and the most expensive item we have.  He ...
Posted by Charles on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 09:48:00 PST