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Andrew Allio is a fur covered buddha

About Me

Something needed to be said for this. So I am saying it. "I like big butts and I can not lie. You other brothers can't deny. When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get...sprung. Wanna pull up...(tuck?) cause you know that butt is stuck. Deep in the jeans she's wearin. I'm hooked and I can't stop starin!" There we go, now you have it. All you need to know about me.Look at what you've just read, hot christ. what a bunch of crazy. well. maggie, shes like poeple..................

My Interests

I have many interests. But those interests don't interest you. Bubble clash is the most wonderful music genre most supremely! Thank you Ace Sooo soo Much for pimping my page because it is le cool!

Music:

Bubble Clash, everything else is lame...

Movies:

I love movies! My two favorites are: Mystery Men, and Murder by Death. Sin City was awesome too! I highly recomend it. It may very well go on my list of favorite movies. But....who knows, I'm fickle.

My Blog

A very legitimate rant

So, first of all I would like to say Happy Hollidays! To whoever may be reading this little bloggy poo. Now I will commence in ranting. So, yesterday at about 1 or 2 oclock in the afternoon I arrived ...
Posted by Uber on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 01:25:00 PST

Ingrown hair.

Well, I have a story to tell... Today, I got out of the shower and reached up to where my deoderant is. I picked it up and began to put it on. As is normal to do with deoderant. But I looked at my arm...
Posted by Uber on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The comment which inspired the rant

April 25, 2005  9:08 PMO my ..where should I begin? Well I have that radio....although its my old one and kind of broken now..the lil button fell in, That old nintendo set is in my garage an...
Posted by Uber on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Another myspace rant...

Okay, why do people pay such close attention to people's pictures? I really don't understand. There are all these people, mostly girls, who don't personally know some of their myspace buddies, but who...
Posted by Uber on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Survey

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:MaggieBirthday:July 22nd Birthplace:San FranciscoCurrent Location:Sitting at my parents slow crappy computer in my house...where else?Eye Color:Green (ish)Hair ...
Posted by Uber on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I don't wanna do my chores!

Yeah, so here I am looking at my computer screen as usual. I've been on the computer for about an hour which is way longer then I intended to be. You know, it's really a vicious cycle. I come home eve...
Posted by Uber on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my eyes fell like they're gonna bleed. dunnah dunnah dunnah.

Well today I decided that I didn't want to go to school. My muter was feeling sick because she had a migrane this morning and I have no other way to get to school if she doesn't take me. I didn't want...
Posted by Uber on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My snazzy blog

Well hello there! I am writing this because this website is new to me and I'm not quite sure what I'm supposed to do. So right now I'm just clumsily making my way around. This is a sad and pathetic at...
Posted by Uber on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST