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About Me


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..Yeah, I'm Mary Parker, an 8th grader at PFMS.
I can't classify myself; I leave that to you.
My personality can be extremely bitchy to your best friend.
It all depends.
But there are a few facts that I can let on.
I live in Post Falls. [obviously]
I'm taken by Lucas. I live solely for my friends.
And I'm probably different than any other person you'll ever meet in your LIFE.
So talk to me and get to know me; I can't summerize myself in a few simple sentences.
...And yeah. That's like it. ;]
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--Info--
Name:: Mary Parker
Nicknames:: Sorrow, Arbuscula, Parkdog, Parker, Spatula [...]
Birthplace:: CDA, Idaho.
Current Location:: Post Falls, ID. [a whole like 10 minutes away]
Hair Color:: Dark brownn.
Eye Color:: Also Dark brown.
Height:: 5'5"
Weight:: 107 lbs.
Tatoos?:: I wishh.
Piercings?:: Ew, no.
Overused Phrase:: "NO SHIT!"
--Your--
Bedtime:: Whenever the fuck I want. XD
Best Physical Feature:: I don't know..
Most Embarassing Moment:: I have a couple..
Most Missed Memory:: Ponderosa Elementary.
First Thought When You Wake Up:: "Aww, fuck."
Weakness:: I don't know.
Best Friends:: Andrew, Ana, Nikki, Madison, Deidra, & Micheal.
Goal For The Year:: Uhm.. I havn't established one yet.
Greatest Fears:: Obesity and spiders.
--This Or That--
Pepsi or Coke...: COKEE.
McDonalds or Burger King...: McDonalds.
Hot Tea or Ice Tea...: Neither..
Chocolate or Vanilla...: Either one.
Water or Milk...: Milkk.
Coffee or Hot Chocolate...: Hot Chocolate. XD
Hugs or Kisses...: Either one, I guess.
Cats or Dogs...: Dogs.
Summer or Winter...: Winterr.
Scary Movies or Romantic Comedies...: Scary moviess. :]
Love or Money...: Moneyy.
Green Grapes or Purple Grapes...: They both suck pretty bad.
--Lover--
Perferred Eye Color:: Anything.
Perferred Hair Color:: Anything.
Short Hair or Long Hair...: Usually longer looks better..
Perferred Height:: Taller than me, I 'spose.
Perferred Weight:: Meh, I don't care.
Looks or Personality...: Both is fun, lmao.
Hot or Cute...: I 'spose either way, it works. XD
Skinny...Muscular...or Fat...: Muscularr.
--Favs--
Number:: 7, 13, 15, 17, 18, 666.
Food:: Steak with A-1 sauce, ahahha.
Type of Music:: EVERYTHING.
Candy:: Bottlecapss. :]
Color:: Black, maroon, & grey.
Animal:: Wolff.
Drink:: Does any type of liquor count?
Body Part on the Opposite Sex:: Woahh. o.o Sounds dirtyy.
Movie:: Original Kings of Comedy.
Past Time:: Chilling on the internet or playing DDR. XD
--Have You Ever--
Drank?: Mhmm.
Smoked?: Yepp.
Been Beaten Up?: Nope.
Bullied Someone?: Haha, yeahh.
Skinny Dipped?: Nope. o.o
Played Spin The Bottle or 7 Minutes In Heaven?: Yeahh.
Toliet Papered Someones House?: Hahah, fuck yeah.
Played Poker W/ Money?: Mhmm.
Gone Swimming In A White T-Shirt?: ..Yepp... ._. Not one of my prouder moments.
Been Tickled So Bad That You Cried?: Nearly, lmao.
Been Tickled So Bad That You Couldnt Talk?: Yepp. o.o
Like Someone And Not Tell Them How You Felt?: No.
Went Camping?: Yepp.
Used The Restroom On A Tree?: No. o.o
Had A Crush On Your Brother/Sister's Friend?: Nope.
Had A Crush On Your Friend's Brother/Sister?: No.
Walked In The Rain W/out An Umbrella?: Yeah.
Danced In The Rain?: Mock-dancing, yep. XD
Told A Joke And Nobody Thought It was Funny?: Nope.
Been On Stage?: Yeahh.
Worn Clothes Your Mom Didnt Approve Of?: Mhmm.
Been To A Nude Beach?: No.
Cursed In Church?: Never been to church.
Been Called A Whore/Slut For Kissing Someone?: Yep.
Burnt Yourself?: Yeahh.
Been Dumped?: Nope, I'm the one who dumps others.
Dumped Someone?: Many times..
Been In Love?: Hmmm.. Probably not.
Been Hit On Someone To Old?: Yep. ._.
Wanted To Be A Model?: Nope.
Wanted To Be In The Olmpics?: No.
Bought Lottery Tickets?: With my dad, yeah.
Made Out In A Car?: Yep.
Cried During A Movie?: No.
Wanted Something You Couldnt Have?: Yeah.
Made Love On The Beach?: Nope.
Shoplifted?: Yepp.
Seen Someone Shoplift?: Yeah. XD
Hung Up On Someone?: Mhmm.
Yelled At Your Pet?: Yep.
Gotten Seasick?: No.
Tried To Strip When Drunk?: Haaha, kind of..
Bought A Thong Cuz The Casier Was Hot?: lmao. XD 'Fraid not.
Stalked Someone?: Nope.
Had A Stalker?: Yeah. o.o That's fucken creepyy.
Played A Prank On Someone And Scared Them?: Mhmm. XD
Been Embarrassed By Someone In Your Family?: Yep. -.-
Felt Bad About Eating Meat?: Never. XD I
Protested?: Yepp.
Been To An Island?: No.
Ate Cuz You Had Nothing Better To Do?: Yeap.
Screamed In A Library?: YEAH. XD
Made Out W/ A Stranger?: Not total make out, but pretty damn close..
Made Out W/ Someone Who Wasnt Single?: Nope.
Wished A Part Of You Was Different?: No.
Talked To A Complete Stranger?: Yeah. XD
Been Sunburned So Bad You Blistered?: Yep. -.-
Kicked A Guy In The Nuts?: Hahaha, yeahhh.
Threw Up In School?: Mhmm..
Recieved A Love Letter That Wasnt Signed?: Yeah. ._.
Wore Something You Hated?: Mhmm.
Wore Something To Match Someone?: Nope.
Been To A Luau?: No.
Cursed Infront Of Your Parents?: Yeah. [whoops, ahah]
Been On TV?: Yep.
Been Outta The Country?: Yeahh.
Been Honked At While Walking Down The Sidewalk?: Urgh, yeah. [that's fucking annoying]
Won A Pool Game?: Yep. XD
Went To A Party Where You Were The Only Sober One?: Mhmm.
Went To School/ Work Drunk?: Yeah, that's soo fucking funny. XD
Dieted?: Yep.
Had An Eating Disorder?: No.
Cheated On Your Other?: Only once.
Been Cheated On?: Nope.
Been Paid To Date Someone?: No.
Dated Someone That Was Paid or Dared To Date You?: Nope.
Tanned Topless?: No.
Been Strip Searched?: Nearly, haha..
Been On A Plane?: Yepp.
Been On A Cruise?: No.
Been Pantsed In Public?: Nearly. [Desi nearly pulled 'em down during class, that stupid bitchh. XD]
Thrown Your Shoe At Someone?: Yeah. XD
Broke Someone's Heart?: Probably so.
Sung In The Shower?: Kinda..
Bought Something Way To Expensive?: Yeahh.
Done Something Stupid And Laughed At Yourself?: Yep. XD
Been Walked In On While You Were Dressing?: Yeah. Akwardd...
Been Walked In On While Showering?: Mhmm.
Ran Out Of A Movie Theater Cuz You Got Scared?: Nope.
Been Kicked Out Of A Mall/ Store?: Yep. XD
Been Kicked Out Of A GoCart Place Cuz You Wrecked The Go Cart?: Newp.
Been In Detention?: Many a time. XD
Feel Off A Roof?: Yeahh.
Pretended You Were Scared So You Could Cuddle W/ Someone?: Nope.
Been In A Wreck?: Nearly.
Wrecked So You Wouldnt Hit An Animal?: Nope.
Made Yourself Puck So You Wouldnt Have To Go To School?: Nope.
Threatened Someone W/ A Water Gun?: Yeah. XD
Been Shot?: No.
Had A Water Gun War?: Hells yeah. XD
Been Arrested?: SO CLOSE! rofl.
--Randoms--
Regret Something You Did In The Past?: Mhmm.
Country You Wanna Visit:: Japan.
Way You Wanna Die:: Something cool. Ninja-ed or snipered..
Like Thunderstorms?: Hells yeah. XD
Get Along W/ Your Parents?: Sometimes..
R U A Health Freak?: Depends, aha.
U Think Ur Attractive?: Meh, I don't judge on that shit.
Do You Believe In Yourself?: FUCK YEAH.
Wanna Get Married?: Not really.
Wanna Go To College?: Yepp.
Shower Daily?: Yeah. Who doesn't? o.o
Want Kids?: Nope.
When Do U Wanna Lose Your Virginity?: ..I already did. -.- [winter break of '06]
Do U Hate Anyone?: Mhmm.
Can You Unwrap A Starburst W/ Your Tongue?: Never tried.
Do You Think You Can Sing?: Haha, not really. XD
Can You Open You Eyes Underwater?: Yeap.
Eat Whatever And Not Worry?: Fuck yeah. :]
Can You Whistle?: Somewhat.
Can You Walk In High Heels?: Yep. [don't ask]
Do You Sleep W/ The Light On?: No.
Do You Like Super Spicy Foods?: Depends on the food.
Can You Multitask?: Most def. :]
Touch Your Nose W/ Your Tongue?: SO CLOSE. =p
Can You Fit In Your Locker?: Never tried, so I can't tell you. XD
Do You Spit?: Sometimes. Not all that often, though.
Can You Taste The Difference Between Pepsi And Coke?: YEP.
If You Could Wish 4 Anything...What Would You Wish?: I honestly don't know..
What Kind Of Perfume Or Colone Do You Wear?: The nonexistant brand.
What Kind Of Soap Do You Use?: Haikuu.
What's Your Favorite Scent?: My Haiku-baby-powder-shit.
Would You Choose To Live Forever If You Could?: What do you mean? I'm fucking IMMORTAL.
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My Interests

MUSIC!, Anime, Manga, Sketches, Computer Graphics, Subway [3], Climbing on the School Roof, Friends, Acting like a Moron, Putting up fake signs when cars pass by, Doing funny shit.. Yeahh. :]

I'd like to meet:

Uhm, I dunno. Cool people, funny people, whateverr.

Music:

Let's just say.. Damn near everything. And leave it at that.

Movies:

Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Half Baked, Terminator 3, Nightmare Before Christmas, Donnie Darko, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory [Tim Burton version], Jackass 2, Employee of the Month, House On Haunted Hill, and more stuff. :]

Television:

Out of sheer bordum, this section will be used for my Quiz Results. XD
You're Kyou - the cat.
Which Fruits Basket Character Are You?
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How Will you die?
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Your word is: Hate. Your heart has been turned to
black since you haven't experienced love, or
maybe you felt love but got none in return.
So if no one else is willing to like you,
then why like them? You are now a very bitter
soul, trying to find a place and perhaps
someone who can co-exist with you. That can
be a problem since you tend to keep away from
most people and be rude, but maybe someday
you will be okay again.
What Dark Word Represents You? [anime pics]
"Happiness can subside, but frustration never
lets go"
You have been awfully mistreated in your life by
your fellow peers and/or family, and feel a
growing frustration towards your life and
your inability to do anything about it. Since
no one has ever really been there for you,
you bottle most things inside. And that is
quite a lot of pain bottled up too. Deep
inside you yearn for many things; feelings
for affinity, for the world to improve, for
people to stop being judgemental amongst
other things. Yet your hope in improvement is
very low, and believe you only have the power
over yourself. When you are in larger crowds
you tend to get irritated by the prescence of
others, so you keep to yourself. Those who
know you are probably aware of the hate you
carry, but you rarely do anything about it.
What is Your Phrase? [for darker people]
..
Your wise quote is: "Fashion is a
form of ugliness so intolerable that we have
to alter it every six months" by Oscar
Wilde.You are a very sarcastic person with a
sharp tongue. You may not be the one always
talking, but your mind is nevertheless
critizing. You tend to have a cynical view on
life itself and be somewhat withdrawn with
who you really are. Society now is in your
eyes corrupted and you wonder how the world
will survive. And people are in your mind
very ignorant and blind to the reality.
What wise quote fits you? [pics]
Your connection with darkness is because you are
evil. Yes, dear quiztaker, you have evil
within you. Lots of it. What makes you
different from the rest of the results is
that your evil is pure. I'm guessing you are
a sadistic person too. All people on this
earth, according to you, doesn't deserve to
live like they do and be happy. No, you want
to see them at your feet, obeying you until
they die. You are not a people person, unless
they function as your slaves, and you look
down on everyone else... Lonely on the top,
eh?
What is your connection with darkness? [pics]
Candy Cigarettes
You're a total badass, but you don't taste very good. What Kind of Candy Are You?
You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?
(ARGH! My brain exploded. x.x)
How evil are you?
Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Your own bare hands
Your Favorite Target: Mall employees
Your Kill Count: 307,030,378
Your Battle Cry: "Beans."
Years You Spend in Jail: 16
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $311,554,271,764,929
..span style='color: ..FFFFFF;'Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 46% ..tr
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Color
Say what?? "If your going to get in trouble for it, you might as well do it."
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Disorder Rating
Paranoid Disorder : Very High
Schizoid Disorder : Very High
Schizotypal Disorder : High
Antisocial Disorder : High
Borderline Disorder : Low
Histrionic Disorder : Moderate
Narcissistic Disorder : High
Avoidant Disorder : Low
Dependent Disorder : Low
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder : High
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Cattell's 16 Factor Test Results

Warmth ||| 10%
Intellect |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Emotional Stability |||||| 18%
Aggressiveness |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Liveliness |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 82%
Dutifulness ||||||||| 26%
Social Assertiveness |||||| 18%
Sensitivity |||||||||||| 34%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Abstractness ||||||||||||||||||||| 66%
Introversion |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Anxiety |||||||||||||||||||||||| 74%
Openmindedness |||||||||||||||||||||||| 74%
Independence |||||||||||||||||||||||| 78%
Perfectionism |||||||||||||||||| 54%
Tension |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 82% Take Cattell 16 Factor Test (similar to 16pf)
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||| 43%
Stability |||||||||| 33%
Orderliness |||||||||| 40%
Accommodation || 10%
Interdependence || 10%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 63%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Romantic |||||||||||| 50%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Wealth |||||||||||| 50%
Dependency || 10%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 70%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Peter pan complex || 10%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||| 77%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Vanity |||||||||||| 50%
Hypersensitivity |||||| 30%
Female cliche |||||||||||| 43% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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You Are 60% Bipolar
You're a bit moody, and at times, your moods can be a bit extreme.
It's up to you to decide if you're simply dramatic... or slightly bipolar. Are You Bipolar?
What Saiyuki Bishounen Are You?
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What Hellsing Character Are You (2)?
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You Are Coke
A true original and classic, you represent the best of everything you can offer. Just the right amount of sweet, just the right amount of energy... you're the life of the party.Your best soda match: Mountain DewStay away from:Dr Pepper What Kind of Soda Are You?
Your EQ is 80
50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick! 51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese. 71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely. 91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that. 111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt. 131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin. 150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar. What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?
Which Seven Deadly Sin are you?
Wrath- Anger controls your life. You are abusive to those who love you.You will pick a fight with the wrong person and end up dead in the gutter.
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Your Wrath Quotient: 85%
You have the makings of a very evil dictator.
If you don't want to go that route, you should consider anger management! How Much Wrath Do You Have?
You Are Chocolat Orange Pocky
Your attitude: funky and flavorful
Rich and deep - yet zingy and zesty
You are the perfect partner in crime What Flavor Pocky Are You?
You Are 36% Pure
You've either done it, thought about it, or at least heard about it.
Luckily, there's a few things left for you to try! How Pure Are You?
Your Element Is Fire
Your passion and emotion are as obvious as the brightest flame.
You make sparks fly, and your passion always has the potential to burst out.
You are exciting and creative - and completely unpredictable.
You sometimes exercise control, and sometimes you let yourself go.
Friends describe you as sensitive, spirited, and compulsive.
Bright and blazing with intensity, you seem mysterious and moody to many. What's Your Element?
You're 75% Irish
You're very Irish, and most likely from Ireland.
(And if you're not, you should be!) How Irish Are You?
You Are 100% Paranoid Schizophrenic
You have almost all of the paranoid schizophrenia warning signs...
But you may just think this quiz is out to get you! Are You A Paranoid Schizophrenic?
You Are 98% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
You Are 92% Brutally Honest
The truth hurts, especially when it comes from you.
You don't mince words, and you probably take this result as a huge complement. How Brutally Honest Are You?
~!PURITY TEST!~
NOT PURE (0)
Good job, you've faced many things that pure people would most likely throw up at the thought of. Sure you're un-pure but at least you don't over-do it to an unhealthy extent. Thing's don't scare you or disgust you and you're pretty much content with your position on the purity scale.
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