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Pretty Toney aka Tony Toca

Don't let school get in the way of your education - Mark Twain

About Me

When I was little, I once rode my bicycle down the hill...SO FAST...that my eyes watered. I then lost control, and was hurled over the handlebars and skidded down the gravel road. When everyone was rushing to my aid, I wasn't asking for sympathy, I was asking if anyone took a picture of it.Allow me to introduce myself...my name is Ton...I'm Tony aka Pretty Toney aka Vinnie Yellowstone. I just transferred to ISU. I'm studying pharmacy and I apply to the program next February.I sometimes think that I'm the epitomy of the term walking contradiction. I can be the greatest friend or the worst enemy. I'm pretty whitty, and sometimes that can get me into trouble by doing stupid shit. I've made some mistakes in the past, but I don't regret a thing. Those things happen for a reason and that's what makes you the type of person you are. I'd like to say that I've got a good sense of humor. I'd be a comedian but most of my humor is spontaneous, whitty, and spur of the moment...kinda like a freestyle...of life.

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My Interests

Motorcycles (StreetFighters), Snowboarding, Baseball, Girls, Music, St. Louis Cardinals, your name here... width="425" height="350" ..

I'd like to meet:

...see aboveSportbike Racer Valentino Rossi, Jesus Christ, Joseph Smith, God, Ghandi, Mohammed, Hitler, Stalin, Lenin, Niccolo Makavelli, Aristotle, Immanuel Kant, Mick Jagger, Tony Iommi, Dr. Dre, Dr. Paul Savage, Fred Savage, George W., Bob Marley, Shaun White, Lao Tzu, Beethoven, Michelangelo, Leonardo DaVinci, Raphael Sanzo, Donatello, and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Mike Swick, Forrest Griffin, Jack the Ripper, Sigmund Freud, Slug(already met him), Ant, Marylin Monroe, Marylin Manson, Charles Manson, Einstein, and anyone who can make me laugh...and you...no not you...YOU...AND THIS LADY. I need a riding partner...

Music:

If you haven't heard it, then I probably like it. I was raised on Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Blue Oyster Cult, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, and Alice Cooper...but I listen to all variations of rock. I also listen to Rap, Acoustic, Classical and occasionally Techno...yes Techno.

Movies:

Cult classics are where it's at. If it has Van Damme, Chuck Norris, or Steven Segal...It's bound to be a classic. Especially if it stars rappers as supporting cast members. Boondock Saints, Suicide Kings, Equilibrium, "Lock, Stocked, and 2 Smoking Barrels", Revolver, Snatch, Layer Cake, Blade, Fight Club, Donnie Darko, Wedding Crashers, 40 year-old Virgin, Scarface, Pulp Fiction, Baseketball, South Park: the movie, Blow, Traffic, Fracture, Training Day, Man on Fire, Super Troopers, Club Dread, Puddle Cruiser, Suspect Zero, Apocalypse Now, Full Metal Jacket, Animal House, Van Wilder, For Love of The Game, Field of Dreams, Major League 1,2, and 3, Sandlot, The Natural, any baseball movie really, Half Baked, Jay and Silent Bob movies:Clerks, Dogma..., can only watch chick flicks if I'm cuddling with that special lady...except for the Notebook...I like that one

Television:

Nip/Tuck, Real World, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Laguna Beach, The Ultimate Fighter, UFC Unleashed, South Park, Chappelle Show, Crank Yankers, Family Guy, Wonder Showzen, Frisky Dingo, Human Weapon, Boondocks, Sea Lab 2021, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, Venture Brothers, Squid Billies, Metalocalypse, Scrubs, Baseball Tonight, SportsCenter, Beavis and Butthead.

Books:

Book of Mormon, I hear the Bible's good, Robert Greene is a great author (33 strategies of war, 48 laws of power, and The Art of Seduction), I usually don't read books.

Heroes:

Parents and Valentino Rossi

My Blog

Its easier to be cynical and pessimistic because...

...you're an asshole. You belittle others to make yourself feel worth while. I'm sick of trying to negotiate with you. I have more productive conversations with the mute. You're ignorant and irrationa...
Posted by Pretty Toney aka Tony Toca on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:04:00 PST

Relations

As I was browsing the web the other day. I was kind of looking into how relationships in the dating scene are looked at.   Noticing that  keyboards have become a primary ...
Posted by Pretty Toney aka Tony Toca on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 11:51:00 PST

So I called the number and no one answered. I hope he dies.

Dear Matt,Eat your asshole. You aren't dying, but I wish you were. I hope your tumor is so big that when you shit, you feel it in the top of your brain. Real talk mother fucker, unlike you and your re...
Posted by Pretty Toney aka Tony Toca on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 07:17:00 PST

To hell with Pepsi or Coke...

Just found RC cola in this convienent store. F'in A and all that good shit. With Coke and Pepsi elbowing for the top spot, they swung too hard and all but eliminated my friend RC. Now that we've reuni...
Posted by Pretty Toney aka Tony Toca on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 10:04:00 PST

Livin' in the Ghetto...

So I'm knocking doors in the worst part of Omaha; I know that's not saying much. I actually felt perturbed going into the area. But after a day there I'm not so worried. Initially I was somewhat appre...
Posted by Pretty Toney aka Tony Toca on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 09:52:00 PST

The Used, My Chemical Romance, The Bled, Letter Kills and Prince. Nov.17 Salt Lake City.

Damn!!! That's all I can say. I saw the used w/ my chemical romance, the bled, and letter kills last night in Salt Lake. Letter Kills opened and disappointed me. The Bled was next and totally kicked a...
Posted by Pretty Toney aka Tony Toca on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST